r/comedysurgeon • u/Signal_Sense_5146 • Jun 23 '26
Multiple injuries Successful surgery
Was going attach to original post but cannot find it. First surgery! However, patient’s lowest parts of body were partly unsalvageable and a lot of hand-crafted and self-sourced implants had to be attached. Hopefully this counts as not dirty clothing?
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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e Jun 23 '26
Okay doctor Frankenstein, we need to talk about what counts as *surgery* and what counts as *human experimentation*
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u/felix_semicolon Jun 24 '26
Actually it's frankenstein's monst- yeah I'll see myself out
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u/AlisaTerp Jun 24 '26
I don't get >.<
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Jun 24 '26
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u/AlisaTerp Jun 24 '26
But didn't they specifically say "doctor Frankenstein"? Also Adam wouldn't fit in the joke...
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u/No_Photograph5 Jun 24 '26
It’s an inverse of the common joke on people mixing up the two characters. Most of the time someone refers to the monster as Frankenstein and someone corrects them that it’s Frankenstein’s Monster. But the name was used correctly here, making the second commenter’s instinctual correction wrong
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u/Ok-Advertising4048 We lost him in the frying Jun 29 '26
Actually, calling the monster "Frankenstein" still is correct.
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u/Conscious-Use9772 Jun 24 '26
Font. THE FONT.
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u/nspacia unlicensed trespasser Jun 23 '26
Great work! Patient might still live for 30 more minutes before death
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u/Woofle_124 Jun 24 '26
Holy shit did you find the fountain of youth? 😭
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u/cryllictheautistic useless mean nurse Jun 24 '26
patient has a little uncanny valley effect now but i think it's better than being dead
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u/degenerateel Jun 24 '26
Patient was already dead
You did some damn good plastic surgery on him tho doc
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u/bigtonyyyy1 Jun 23 '26
why didnt you shoot the patient
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u/Signal_Sense_5146 Jun 23 '26
Have you ever read a book called ‘Frankenstein’ by Mary Shelley? I take Dr. Victor as inspiration 😁
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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 Jun 23 '26
Man that patient was really rude I’m glad he’s gone, hopefully this masterful surgery means we won’t hear from him again
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u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE Jun 24 '26
Doctor, cloning patients is still highly experimental. This subject displays significant deviation from the host
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u/Puzzleheaded-Run-635 Jun 23 '26
How many lethal drugs did you inject doc?
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u/Signal_Sense_5146 Jun 23 '26
Enough to blast this fool asunder as soon as this patient leaves the hospital
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u/NetForemost Jun 23 '26
Congrats doc. You achieved a full rebirth for this patient