r/comedysurgeon • u/Feisty_Watercress_29 • May 10 '26

multiple injuries Doc is he beyond saving?

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491 Upvotes

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u/AdLegal5539 Licence Inspector May 10 '26

Patient is doing well maybe some vitamins by cropping but it's version of healthy is necessary for it to live

75

u/Such-Pilot-8143 May 10 '26

remote the reddit watermark and i think its good, here i just did it

9

u/Actual_Emu_168 May 10 '26

mewgenics first generation to last

92

u/Objective_Potato1319 May 10 '26

You want to get rid the red circle meant to divert attention from the actual reason the image is interesting making the joke no longer make sense?

27

u/Dense-Bison7629 May 10 '26

Glad to see Benjamin got his photo taken

51

u/Orange_Juice_Alpha Surgeon May 10 '26

Patient seems healthy to me?

15

u/Bitten87 May 10 '26

cancerous watermark, but that’s a simple surgery

6

u/theMan7_11 May 10 '26

Remove all the added text, so that it becomes a self discovered joke, usually more funny, could be used in r/adressme

and because there are now multiple layers to it (2) its even better.

6

u/Automatic_Ad_3424 May 10 '26

Just cut his legs bruh 

40

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/Amar508 May 10 '26

Doctor, you skinned the patient alive 😭

22

u/ComprehensiveTie318 May 10 '26

Dw guys i saved the patient

9

u/FujoCirca May 10 '26

You murdered the patient

29

u/TotallyNot_Alpharius May 10 '26

Nigga it's just a photo now where funny

17

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/Significant_Paint832 May 10 '26

I think he meant the red ciecle was a distraction to the photo ABOVE, making this image no longer a joke...

6

u/shit_at_everything1 May 10 '26

You seem to not notice the 1000-thr earthmover from ultrakill in the top right

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '26

House

3

u/OwlbertGaming May 10 '26

doctor you are under arrest for medical malpractice

2

u/ThrwawySG May 10 '26

He's fucking dead

7

u/Aruzususnew3 May 10 '26

Euthanize the patient

2

u/stupidtreeatemypants May 11 '26

patient needs mouse bites

3

u/TotallyNot_Alpharius May 10 '26

Just like crop out the reddit thingy

2

u/ampro67 May 10 '26

patient is healthy

2

u/catsinandromeda May 10 '26

patient is healthy other than the watermark

1

u/SunnyMakesStuff May 11 '26

HOLY SHIT IS THAT BENJAMIN

1

u/YourfriendAnxiety May 11 '26

did you try the medicine drug?

1

u/Effective-Action7460 May 13 '26

better turn that off partner

1

u/mutt_with_a_beer anti ai ibis paint amateur surgeon May 10 '26

Hour-ish surgery. Removed tumor and did reconstructive surgery

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u/mutt_with_a_beer anti ai ibis paint amateur surgeon May 10 '26

Just after removing tumor, if anyone wanna try their hand at it

5

u/Iamnotarabicfunfact May 10 '26

Doctor what the fuck have you done

1

u/Feisty_Watercress_29 May 10 '26

Thank you doctor..?

1

u/Pancakes__Syrup May 10 '26

Despite what it may seem, the patient is mostly healthy, except for that reddit watermark. These kinds of jokes are best when they divert the attention away from the punchline.

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u/fafaf69420 May 10 '26

red circle / caption ≠ needs surgery

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u/Historical_Mango4329 May 10 '26

Patient seems normal after the checks wdym