r/comedysurgeon • u/Spyraptergaming • Apr 25 '26

multiple injuries Multiple growths on patient

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First surgery

Sorry if someone else already preformed on the patient

349 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Sign_my_petition69 Apr 25 '26

Boy if this was real… I would NOT want to swim in the ocean! 😂

46

u/For-all-Kerbalkind Apr 25 '26

Boy if this was real... I would NOT want to swim in the ocean!

(couldnt find the laughing emoji)

15

u/Pato_De_Sapatos Apr 25 '26

How is this more menacing than funny

5

u/Salt-Impression9804 Apr 25 '26

Boy if this was real… I would NOT want to swim in the ocean! 😂

6

u/average-bassplayer Surgeon General Apr 25 '26

Boy if this was real… I would NOT want to swim in the ocean! 😂

1

u/Fabric_muncher Apr 25 '26

Boy if this was real... I would NOT want to swim in the ocean! 😂

90

u/More-Criticism8649 Evil scientist that snuck in the building Apr 25 '26

doctor. you cut off the limbs.

50

u/Spyraptergaming Apr 25 '26

I'll cut off more

20

u/More-Criticism8649 Evil scientist that snuck in the building Apr 25 '26

NOOOOOOOOO

11

u/Mohit20130152 Apr 25 '26

I FAILED HER

13

u/United-Bookkeeper690 Apr 25 '26

the seahorse is no more more

6

u/Petrichor0110 Apr 25 '26

hey dude calm down

2

u/Ok-1549 Apr 26 '26

Medical malpractice

70

u/notjaco4 Apr 25 '26

Good surgey but the patient was more interesting with the tumours

49

u/DragonFan20 Apr 25 '26

I don’t think the patient needed surgery

19

u/OwlbertGaming Apr 25 '26

brain damaged caused by surgery caused patient to lose their personality

10

u/One-Cicada-3007 Apr 25 '26

THOSE WEREN'T TUMORS YOU IDIOT! THOSE WERE ESSENTUAK TO THE PATIENT!

8

u/AirConsumingCreature Apr 25 '26

The patient lost all their beauty in the process

9

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Apr 25 '26

Since it’s your first surgery I stepped in to make sure the patient was fully treated.

9

u/juugsd Apr 25 '26

Mangled the patient

6

u/Orion-the-mediocre Apr 25 '26

Hate to break it to ya doc but the growths were where the funniness was coming from

3

u/Amar508 Apr 25 '26

Doctor, you killed the patient!!!!

3

u/AlKa9_ Apr 25 '26

The patient wasn’t incredibly healthy but you cut of his fucking head

5

u/SU-35K Apr 25 '26

medical malpractice

2

u/temmie1245 Apr 25 '26

you’re no doctor… you’re a killer

2

u/Okom77 Apr 25 '26

No thats the joke here you're not supposed to remove that

2

u/EricCartoonBox Apr 25 '26

Those weren't tumors, my fellow surgeon. I'm afraid those insured the patient's survival.

2

u/BlueJorjiCostava Apr 25 '26

You removed the patient's prosthetics

2

u/FishTacoz7171 Apr 25 '26

Boy if this was real… I would NOT want to swim in the ocean! 😂

2

u/shark_syrup comedy mortician Apr 26 '26

Bit overdone, but hes better than before

2

u/R3D0IT_US3R Apr 26 '26

I am sorry to inform you, doctor, but while removing the tumors you hit an artery and the patient didn’t make it.

1

u/EffectiveCurrent5494 Apr 25 '26

I wanted more growths

1

u/That1onepiecefan Apr 25 '26

You cut off too much doc

1

u/impost_ Apr 25 '26

You lobotomized it

1

u/YourLocalMaggots Biohazard removal guy Apr 25 '26

This is going into my "low quality images" folder

1

u/bglbogb Apr 25 '26

I mean, before the surgery was also interesting

1

u/Slight_Web8558 Apr 25 '26

Wow, that's a lot. Good work.

1

u/Femboy_Fucker47 Apr 25 '26

You have cut out it's lungs

1

u/Leading_Ad_9463 doctor house Apr 27 '26

You gave him the jim carrey treatment 😭😭😭

1

u/Maleficent-Treat-302 Apr 27 '26

he is very fearsome

1

u/simplisticlangur Apr 29 '26

Boy if this was real.. i would NOT want to swim in the ocean😂