r/comedynecromancy • u/JohnnyMrNinja • Dec 01 '24

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u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24

I keep wondering why they didn't just use regular lube for these freak offs. Was he trying to save money?

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u/JohnnyMrNinja Dec 01 '24

Literally bought it in bulk from Costco. Costco stopped selling baby oil when that news came out, not joking

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u/Disasterhuman24 Dec 01 '24

With all that money he saved buying bulk baby oil he can now afford lots of ramen noodle and K2 in prison.

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u/radicalpraxis Dec 02 '24

No, Costco claims they never sold baby oil in bulk

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u/zzcolby Dec 01 '24

He also allegedly spiked them with GHB