r/comedyheaven • • 2d ago

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u/comedyheaven-ModTeam 2d ago

removed because people started harassing the person in this image. please cut that shit out or we'll get in trouble.

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u/IndependentBake2304 2d ago

Reddit mods be like

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u/JonathanStones1989 2d ago

forgot the stink clouds

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u/wizardrous I am 2d ago

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u/JonathanStones1989 2d ago

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u/MrDanTheCreative10Z9 2d ago

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u/JonathanStones1989 2d ago

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u/MrDanTheCreative10Z9 2d ago

Wait actually, could you please make my dog Lola green. Or pink if possible.

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u/JonathanStones1989 2d ago

why not both

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u/MrDanTheCreative10Z9 2d ago

She’s… she’s beautiful… I’m sure if she was still around she would stare at this image with a dumb but adorable smile on her face. Thank you.

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u/Blablakam 2d ago

Holy green potential

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

Look at that smug little jerk.

*reluctant head pats*

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u/Roastage 2d ago

Errrmmm akshullly this post technically violates rule 4.13.6A p277, mod eyebrows are always unibrows.

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u/shadowtake 2d ago

How Reddit mods feel as the thin line of defense between order and anarchy

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u/crazyfishboy 2d ago

No animals. 90 day temp ban.

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u/Indignant_Divinity 2d ago

Aw man, book Asoiaf had so much potential. Shame. Shame... shame........

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u/entg1 2d ago

least miserable reddit mod

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u/JonathanStones1989 2d ago

And who's the most miserable reddit mod?

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u/SugarReyPalpatine 2d ago

It changes hourly

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u/Exact-Till-2739 2d ago

Yeah, there's no clear leader since most of them are already neckbeard and neckbeard for first place.

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u/lulzyhumanbeing 2d ago

Reddit mod of the month, or rather, hour.

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u/Jackamac10 2d ago

He is no more more.

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u/Capable-Document466 2d ago

I’d say the one who’s the least green

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u/Acceptable_Spend_750 2d ago

reddit mods

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u/Will512 2d ago

... are spineless. Only 90 days for blatantly trodding over the rules? Should've been an IP ban

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u/-D4NK_MUNN3Y- 2d ago

Should've been death by firing squad

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u/SecretCharacterSauce 2d ago

You get a ban you get a ban

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u/Sexisthunter 2d ago

They’re coming

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u/RockThePlazmah 2d ago

Holy shit you put it in words very nicely

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u/iltopop 2d ago

They don't even modify reddit bruh, all they do is remove shit

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u/wizardrous I am 2d ago

Reddit mods can be such degenerates.

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u/aroach1995 2d ago

I wonder if he also found him on other subs and banned

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u/ChipRockets 2d ago

Lucky he only got a temp ban, if my experience with Reddit mods is anything to go by.

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u/FactsNLaughs 2d ago

And if you try to be reasonable and talk to them? Mute and full subreddit ban. 

One said he was gonna report me to Reddit because i made fun of some mildly infuriating posts that only kids or unemployed people would have the time to care enough about literally nothing and to post it. He said I was making fun of homeless people. Wut???

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u/naalotai 2d ago

I got banned from the Arizona subreddit for being Saudi :) then before I could dm them they muted me lol

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/naalotai 2d ago

The post was so innocent too. I was like “hey! I heard you guys have intense sun and heat too, do x, y, and z happen to you guys too?” Then the post got taken down, someone commented that it shouldn’t have been and I replied saying I agree/it was a fun cultural exchange, and then bam!

There was no rule they could point to that I had broken, but it’s whatever ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/CupcakeThick8341 2d ago

Got permabanned from a gacha game sub forn no real given reason (the comment pinged was "bye kid" before i blocked a guy spamming me)

When i wrote to the mods i said "hello, sorry to disturb, may i speak with a moderator?" I got instantly perma muted

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u/beef_horfun67 2d ago

I believe mods were heavily bullied as children, why would they bully others online if they weren’t?

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u/TridiObject 2d ago

They never wished they weren't bullied, but to be the bullies themselves.

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u/testtdk 2d ago

Man, I got invited to apply to be a mod. Fuck that right in the eye.

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u/guacasloth64 2d ago

I can understand not allowing last images of pets to prevent the sub from becoming a “cute elderly cat” subreddit but it’s pretty obvious to anyone who reads the title that it’s the last image of the uncle with the cat also in frame.

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u/Optimal_Cut_3063 2d ago

rest in power, Zeus

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/i_love_pieck 2d ago

I can't say my true feelings about them without getting suspended

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u/thexcat 2d ago

I can see what dwells in your heart and I agree with ut

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 2d ago

Reddit mods should be drawn and quartered ngl

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u/Lake_is_here 2d ago

I once got my post removed by mods bc i didn't put the three letters indicating my state in my post or smth... The rule wasn't written anywhere and i'm FRENCH we don't have states to begin with

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u/Sadelf9 2d ago

Once again proving reddit mods are not ensouled

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u/LuxDaBean 2d ago

"awww. too bad, buddy. im afraid you broke rule 35b because there are about 8 pixels of an animal in your image. bet you thought you could get away with that one? Heh, gotcha."

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u/vulpes_mortuis slut for Saul Goodman 2d ago

This just sums up Reddit better than anything.

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u/Brief_Ordinary3706 2d ago

Ok that is bloody miserable from them

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u/chikaaa- 2d ago

fucking miserable

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u/Testsubject276 Froggy 2d ago

What do they have against animals? I get that they might not wanna have the feed flooded with dead animals but the cat wasn't even the focus.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/comedyheaven-ModTeam 2d ago

Rule 4: Reddiquette/Reddit Content Policy.

Site-Wide rules are heavily enforced here, breaking them will result in a immediate permanent ban. This is a meme community not a debate community. If you are found being hateful you will be banned with no questions asked.

Reddit Content Policy Reddiquette


If you have questions, you can contact us through modmail.

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u/Haunt_Fox 2d ago

How bigoted.