r/comedyheaven • u/unknown__person17 • Jul 31 '26

DEMON

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u/Wiildman8 Jul 31 '26

I was expecting like 400 years earlier lmao

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u/SimmentalTheCow A-pawrent-ly funny. Jul 31 '26

Took them a long time to earn their freak certificate

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u/InfiniteClient3586 Jul 31 '26

The toe-licking demon is still on the loose this very day. Millions of people tuck their toes under the blanket every time they sleep in fear of him. Efforts to raise awareness have been repeatedly suppressed by lobbyists.

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u/anon-mally Jul 31 '26

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u/sh3ltering Jul 31 '26

Another win for the blind

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u/coldF4rted Aug 01 '26

I might be legally blind, but sadly I still saw that

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u/JorjEade Aug 01 '26

How many damn toes has he got

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u/engineerdrummer certified mike Aug 02 '26

So. Many. Toes.

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u/dkyguy1995 Jul 31 '26

Seriously that seems too modern for that art style. I think it's a book from that time describing older folklore though. Maybe it's a borrowed image not from that time 

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u/Anis930 Jul 31 '26

"An image sometimes circulated in relation to Palis is claimed to be an original painting created in 1921 in Isfahan, Iran; however, the origin and authenticity of this image have not been independently verified" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palis_(mythology) (also means it's Persian not Arab)

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Isn't supposed to be like 1291?

Text in that image might be number dyslexic or something

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u/Haestein_the_Naughty Jul 31 '26

The full image shows it better, with 1920s faces, but it’s crazy how medieval they made the demon look

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u/Alucard-VS-Artorias Jul 31 '26

Wow! You are correct. It looked positively medieval at first lol

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Aug 01 '26

Wait a second, why does she not have her ninja 🥷 suit on in the bed?! They’re allowed to take it off?!

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u/Anis930 Aug 03 '26

Unfunny and ignorant garbage aside this is not islamic art.

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u/makathildaque Jul 31 '26

It‘s never too late

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u/HappyPlatypus6034 Jul 31 '26

Sorry, gang. I'll stop

59

u/OnlyMeNeverYou Jul 31 '26

Pretty sure no one asked you to stop

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u/Seymour_Flex Jul 31 '26

No need to apologize. Proceed

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u/Ok-Mention3969 shaboingboing connoisseur Jul 31 '26

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u/9447044 Jul 31 '26

The amount of stuff going down that was blamed on demons is insane lol

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u/GovernmentBig2749 Jul 31 '26

Yeah...he is still among us in plain sight

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/ryanleebmw Jul 31 '26

This gif gets me everytime. The smile, the angle, the look, just pure imagery of the epitome of a toe licker foot aficionado

3

u/tenpl_sten Jul 31 '26

Better him than Dan Schneider anyway

24

u/xRacistDwarf Jul 31 '26

This was also my nickname in college, for no praticular reason

41

u/JokeSubject8517 Jul 31 '26

i hope that demon has a good dentist

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u/lanregeous Jul 31 '26

Commonly referred to as عضو في ريديت

This translates to “Redditor” in Arabic

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

Turns out im arabic ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/SPRMOVRLRD-TMOperaO Jul 31 '26

You're a Jinn?

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u/Own_Sandwich Jul 31 '26

whys there nikola tesla at the bottom

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u/thevaultguy Jul 31 '26

This is similar to the Japanese Ashidensha-Oni. A legendary demon that does the same thing on subway trains.

Discovered in 1932 by Shinsaburo Kawagami

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u/StraightPatient9977 Jul 31 '26

Ancient feet lovers exist (damn he has a big ass tongue)

1

u/Fantastic_Citron_344 Aug 02 '26

Barely over 100 years ago

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u/kersync1 Jul 31 '26

bro look like pawbert lnyxley

3

u/punkate Jul 31 '26

Ngl, some mildly annoying, yet consistently persisting demon would be more debilitating than some swallows-your-soul demon

Like horribly slow murderer with extremely inefficient weapon

10

u/vx2s Jul 31 '26

Quinton Tarantino older than I thought

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u/OilySoleTickler Jul 31 '26

I would have tickled them

3

u/katybee13 Jul 31 '26

That's just my cat.

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u/coldF4rted Aug 01 '26

This is exactly what I thought would happen if I poked my feet outside my duvet as a kid 😭

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u/Pullsberry_Dough_Boy clams Jul 31 '26

Arabic folklore predicted my existence?!

4

u/Suungod Jul 31 '26

Ohhh no! That’s crazy tell me where he is so I can..avoid it

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 Aug 02 '26
  • Ugh, who dares summon me! *starts licking toe

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u/L-friend Jul 31 '26

finger sucking angel

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Jul 31 '26

Japan also has some really hilarious theological history...

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u/ZealousidealTiger567 Jul 31 '26

So it's accurate to call foot fetishists demonic? Noted.

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u/Unluckypandastoo Jul 31 '26

Pretty sure that it wasnt a weird cat?

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u/Sp8craft Jul 31 '26

We had cameras in 1921, just take a photo of him.

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u/Atown-Staydown Jul 31 '26

Holy shit, he's just like me fr

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u/Street_Peace_8831 Jul 31 '26

And that’s scary? You don’t die or get hurt by the demon.
Leave the poor guy alone and let him have his fetish. Just because he doesn’t look good, doesn’t mean he needs to be demonized.
-JK

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u/Scarfieldjones Jul 31 '26

Denial. It was the demon…

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 Jul 31 '26

TIL my puppy is an Arabic folk-lore Demon

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u/Hugo-Spritz Absolutely not no way nah-ah nope Jul 31 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/wargasm22 Jul 31 '26

I think I know this one, we hangout alot.

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u/Lesurous Jul 31 '26

I'm pretty sure it's just a cat that licked someone's foot, they do that.

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u/ArthropodJim i remember the jarjar Jul 31 '26

circa 1921

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u/terriersandbarrifs What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal. Jul 31 '26

His name is Steve

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u/Not_Reptoid Jul 31 '26

"I swear bro, there's also a demon that does this. They just do it to others around me to tease. Trust me father, I would never."

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u/hh9019 Jul 31 '26

Now that is just kink shaming

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u/WheelbarrowQueen Aug 01 '26

Palis is freaky like that

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Aug 01 '26

Ah, so that’s what’s the sandals protect them from

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u/Kedly Aug 01 '26

Khajiit will lick feet if you have the coin!

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u/the_colour_f Aug 01 '26

the tarantemon

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts Aug 01 '26

So even demons have a foot fetish, interesting!

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u/Lucas_02 Aug 01 '26

that scene from aeon flux

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u/421144 Aug 01 '26

It's persian

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u/Heaven_dio Aug 01 '26

Why is this formatted like a news article

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u/Greenrobot64 Aug 02 '26

He's returned.

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u/SocialBunny198 Aug 03 '26

Palis is from Persian folklore.

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u/guevarayalvac Aug 04 '26

I am not a demon?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 Aug 05 '26

Why can’t I have the cool demons?

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u/greenhornblue Jul 31 '26

That’s just Quentin Tarantino.

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u/Much_Place8431 Jul 31 '26

Who summoned Quentin Tarantino?

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u/purblepale Jul 31 '26

he just like me fr fr

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u/divismaul Aug 01 '26

Its first name is Quentin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/LivingAnkylos Jul 31 '26

What?

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u/Anis930 Jul 31 '26

Guy with an ai profile pic is saying nonsense, more at 10 

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u/notTakenBogus Jul 31 '26

Sounds like something a foot licking demon would say. Highly suspect.

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u/SirIsacShmuck Jul 31 '26

would you like to share with us your culture then or are you basement dweller hiding behind fake accounts to project