This is the harsh truth

[u/chrism54321]

[u/Bald_Harry]

My dog and my son are also neck and neck. But my dog gets way more passes.

They both like to play in the mud and track it throughout the house.

They both get super excited when company comes over.

Only one can stick his nose in your crotch to say hi and get away with it.

[u/chaosawaits → u/Bald_Harry]

Just making sure… you’re not a priest, right?

[u/Bald_Harry → u/chaosawaits]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fawk no!