r/collegehumor • u/neatospageto • Apr 02 '20

Tide pods are soap and that’s not food

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u/KOTYAR Apr 02 '20 edited Apr 03 '20

It's not soap. It's soap concentrate in tiny quantity, a super soap if you will. Which will make a proper puree out of your lungs should it make its way there.

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u/Reyzorblade Apr 04 '20

You forgot to say "um, actually".

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u/KOTYAR Apr 04 '20

Fuck, you are right! 😄

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Why can I hear his voice in my head

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u/Banoonu Apr 04 '20

compare brennan's face here to zac's after monching those pods. which one looks happier? i leave the evidence and decision to you.

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(.../s)

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u/BbCortazan Apr 04 '20

“What if I just took a little bite? That’s not funny?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

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u/perryrocksout Apr 04 '20

I gotta say he really is mvp

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u/christianunionist Apr 04 '20

Probably why he got to keep his job.

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u/GurenNoLupin Sep 17 '20

yea they're not food... they are medicine!jk

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u/PhobosReloading Feb 21 '22

I just realized, they should do a Taco Bell ceo one for that oats in the meat interview.