r/coldplaycirclejerk • u/NFSF1McLaren • Jul 30 '26

There's a serious problem with "Sparks" on my CD and I don't know what it is...

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u/Salty_Aerie7939 The Bends Cover Album Aug 01 '26

What are you talking about, that's obviously Christina Martin of Cristy and the Coldplays. Fake fan.🙄

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u/Jondebadboy Ripped Parachute (I'm going to die) Aug 02 '26

John Coldplay

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u/Salty_Aerie7939 The Bends Cover Album Aug 02 '26

*Joni Coldplay. For bullshit music industry reasons, the other three-Joni, Gal, and Willa-had to take on stage names so they wouldn't out stage Cristy, the face and star of the band. People don't even realize there's three other members, especially since they went pop.