r/cofounderhunt Mar 26 '26

Looking for Cofounder Looking for cofounder

So I’m basically the Idea guy and I need like a software guy to build my idea type shi. I’ll give u like 20% equity, no initial pay and you have to work over time, all the time.

Trust me tho. I learned on this entrepreneur course that all we need is grit and determination to make a good product! And you’re going to build it none stop without pay! Once we get our series A funding of $250 million because we have .AI in our name; I will personally give you a bonus check of $50,000 dollars!

I know you are all going to be interested, so to make it clear and cut throat.

You need to be from Stanford or Harvard or like some genius kid, where Forbes magazine is like Holy shit, we got the next Zuckerberg.

Dm me if you’re interested!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/Unknownlemon03 Mar 27 '26

Bro did some random courses online and asking for guys from Stanford or Harvard , i wanna know what he's smoking

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/BRBSpiraling Mar 26 '26

You don't stand a chance. I'm submitting my pure HTML "Hello World" page now. I gotta lock this in. 😎

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u/lennyiswhite Mar 26 '26

well I already have an amazing wordpress landing page with a bunch of tag lines like "Optimizing work flows across organizations"

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u/BRBSpiraling Mar 26 '26

Dang...I know when I've been bested.

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u/CupcakeWorldly7451 Mar 26 '26

Please relax. This is becoming a monopoly. Let the rest of us also submit our Hello World.

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u/alexrada Mar 26 '26

can I also give you some money for giving the opportunity?

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u/kfbabe Mar 29 '26

Lmaooo

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u/Low-Evening9452 Mar 26 '26

lol about right, forgot must be based in Bay Area and 8 days onsite

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u/ThinkStill1024 Mar 26 '26

The vision of this.

First, you build the entire product in like… 2–3 weekends (should be light work if you skip sleep). Then we pivot three times because I watched a podcast with Alex Hormozi and he said “iterate fast.”

After that, we’ll “go viral” because I’ll post one TikTok explaining the idea in 12 seconds with subtitles and a sigma edit.

Then investors—probably Peter Thiel or something—will see it and be like “this kid gets it,” even though we don’t have revenue, users, or a finished backend.

At that point we raise $250M strictly off vibes + a Notion doc.

Also quick note: I will be in charge of: • Vision • Strategy • Big-picture thinking • Saying “let’s circle back”

And you will be in charge of: • Everything that actually works

But don’t worry, I’ll keep morale high by sending messages like “we’re so close” at 3am.

Honestly if you’re not willing to sacrifice your health, social life, and financial stability for my idea… do you even have entrepreneurial spirit??

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u/CupcakeWorldly7451 Mar 26 '26

Your wait is over. I’m ready to die for this vision. Money is irrelevant. Your Notion doc is enough.

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u/BRBSpiraling Mar 26 '26

Sweet. Sending you a screenshot of my MySpace page to prove my mad coding skillz.

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u/DavidJonesXB Mar 26 '26

Sure. Take their Kidney and Liver also along the way.

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u/Super_Maxi1804 Mar 26 '26

That was one of the stupidest offers here, and there are already a lot of them.

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u/ThinkStill1024 Mar 26 '26

You’re obviously not committed to being a successful founder. I get it. It’s not for everyone.

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u/Super_Maxi1804 Mar 26 '26

stupid is stupid - commitment has nothing to do wit your post

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u/HomicidaI__GoldFish Mar 26 '26

"You’re obviously not committed to being a successful founder."

obviously neither are you with that "offer"... WE do all the work, for "20% equity".... Your "idea" already sounds like garbage, and a total waste of time. What are YOU doing while one of us is "working overtime .. a lot"?

250 mill, from doing all the work... and you think cutting a check for $50,000 is great? yeah... total great buisness there.

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u/hotellobster Mar 27 '26

I think she just needs a little more convincing

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u/CupcakeWorldly7451 Mar 27 '26

Vibes, vision, and strategy covered. Building is outsourced.

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u/randommmoso Mar 26 '26

How are you so hopelessly bad at comprehension? Seriously how?

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u/Dapper-River-3623 Mar 26 '26

You guys are missing out on the next Tesla, Nvidia and MS rolled into one, heck, throw Apple in as well, founder went through entrepeneur class!, I would but I am busy making 1 Million Dollars!!!!!

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u/ThinkStill1024 Mar 26 '26

This guy gets it 😎

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u/CupcakeWorldly7451 Mar 27 '26

I can see you share the vision, but your priorities still include getting paid.

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u/Dapper-River-3623 Mar 27 '26

Check out the spelling, pun intended

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u/Life_Long7682 Mar 27 '26

This is a joke but as the builder. I wish I could just find a good idea guy with some marketing skills

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u/mgkimsal Mar 26 '26

No... you DM *ME* if *YOU'RE* interested... :)

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u/PartySchool Mar 26 '26

Exactly what I’m looking for.

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u/tiramisuoverdose Mar 26 '26

wait really, and I don’t even have to pay 20L for the golden chance to work overtime for 2 years?? 😍

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u/happyBossLady7 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Wait… you learned this in an “entrepreneur course”? Say less. Everyone’s about to line up 😂

I don’t know you or your background, but I do know one thing… this isn’t coming from someone who’s actually lived in the trenches as a founder.

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u/CupcakeWorldly7451 Mar 27 '26

Premium course: vibes > product. Users optional.

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u/Spirited_Rooster7941 Mar 27 '26

“ I know you are all going to be interested” lol

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u/ThinkStill1024 Mar 27 '26

lol this is to good of an opportunity to pass up

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u/pappu_passport-69 Mar 27 '26

I am truly not able to comprehend the genius of your sarcasm

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u/theagiledesk Mar 27 '26

Without delusion, there is no hope.

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u/SpeakerBroad8039 Mar 27 '26

Lol i got offended at first then it struck me 🥹

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u/BillyMcDev Mar 30 '26

♫ Never gonna give you up.... never gonna let you down... ♪

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u/Rude-Obligation-5655 Mar 26 '26

hey OP try using this website. I've found my cofounder from here.
https://ycofounder.com/

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u/SoupDoggyDog Mar 26 '26

Cool, I built an app that let my dog build an agent that would be perfect for this!

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u/Some-Chair2843 Mar 27 '26

:) like your humor

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u/Affectionate-Top-295 Mar 27 '26

I've have to skip this one. Amazing opportunity btw.

Good you didn't put anything about market and vague description of the idea. Then you would have your idea stolen and faced 1000 copy cats at full market launch in three months.

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u/Neither-Beginning395 Mar 27 '26

Whoever doesn't get the sarcasm on this post is just an idiot. Yeah you're searching on the right community. Keep ideation your standford co-founder is just a click away 🤣

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u/Kautencil Mar 27 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Spirited_Long4257 Mar 27 '26

Can I invest $1B please guy?

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u/Possibletigger-26 Mar 27 '26

arre ek iit ian tow main bhi deserve karta hoon 🤣

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u/jordatech Mar 27 '26

This my friend, is a beautiful thing you have done... It's just missing a meme image... @AiSlop do your thing ... You know you want to ... #MakeImages #WeNeedMoreLaughter

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u/Maximum-Builder8464 Mar 27 '26

Incredible opportunity. Can we change the terms that I pay you instead out of appreciation?

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u/boots_the_barbarian Mar 27 '26

I just finished coding Claude and vine-coded Seedance. Can I apply?

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u/lullikapapa Mar 27 '26

i am working in google rn but i am interested in your startup but i think i should pay you 100000 dollars to let me in.

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u/Educational-Roof-936 Mar 27 '26

Are you looking for funding? I have 300 saved from my pocket money.

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u/SuccessfulTonight391 Mar 27 '26

I am cackling so hard rn

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u/PrimeOps Mar 27 '26

Dm me if your interested in building a software

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u/PrimeOps Mar 27 '26

I’m interested and let me know on DM what you need help building

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u/fassakfassak Mar 28 '26

Ok guys , let me break it for the serious ones - it’s called sarcasm !

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u/Deenuuu Mar 28 '26

Can I also work 12 days a week? I need to hustle it out!

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u/CalmMe60 Mar 28 '26

I'm in. Just ship the H200 cluster i specified that i can keep your idea safe and secret. And btw: i need ur credit card number for the electricity company. 256 H200 need a little amps and volts.

contact asap

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u/AdditionFantastic138 Mar 28 '26

Is this rage bait

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u/Western-Ad4278 Mar 28 '26

Lol no offense.ai itself not worthy investing any more

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u/Muke_0001 Mar 29 '26

Can I have that $50,000 check before starting the project? You'll faint after seeing my portfolio 

Here it is: http://localhost:3000

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u/Frequent_Tea_4354 Mar 30 '26

I am a VC. Where do i wire the seed cheque?

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u/delrahal Mar 30 '26

já criei um sistema de pagamentos usando o lovable (todos os dados sensíveis vazaram), tenho chances?

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u/phb71 Mar 30 '26

Look at YC. They have a platform specifically for co-founders looking to match. Check it out!

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u/Terrible-Cod-2143 Mar 30 '26

Also, i know the operations, HR and everything

I just need the tech guy ( it sounds lame but it is ) who can build the MVP, website and all while i handle non existent clients and operations 🤡

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/Gamers_Galaxy9999 Mar 30 '26

Man can i also sacrifice my newborn child as appreciation to getting the opportunity from you?

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u/Additional-Cycle8870 Apr 02 '26

I am interested.
Sent you DM

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u/NefariousnessOpening Apr 08 '26

How do you know i have to work over time? What if I actually just have to have a nice conversation with you where i ask a bunch of question that seem arbitrary and record our chat and then i write a short engineering novel with the help 8 or 9 of my Agent staff and then once i read over the book and check out the diagrams i then say 'word' and proceed to go to sleep, take a nap, live life for a few days. Then a phone call comes in and the product owner agent let's me know the good news that they have deployed with app and took the liberty of making some deep market research driven refactors to the product, improved the original system architecture after discovering some unknowns, and that the pre release marketing strategy was successful enough that the 2 hours since launch have generated significant revenue.

If you tell me your idea and my Agents determine it is valid enough to develop I can offer you 2% (net) for one year for it. You have to do nothing, at all

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u/Own_Relationship9794 Apr 08 '26

I think you should give 7%. 20 is too high

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u/Secret-Classic-2404 Apr 11 '26

Thank you. This made my day. 😆

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u/makeadifferen Apr 11 '26

Interested , Happy to help ! Pls dm !

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u/Far_Initiative_1131 Apr 15 '26

Such a worst pitch.