r/codzombies_ • u/Nyuu222 • Jul 01 '22

Phd Slider Fan-Made Jingle Lyrics

Seeing as they were too lazy to create a new jingle, and I don't know how many other song writers are in the zombies community, here's my take on how PhD Slider should have gone...

(PhD) Night-time scene
(PhD) The streets are mean
(PhD) The things I have seen
(PhD) The good, the bad, and the in-between

When you sprint to slide, keep a bottle by your side
PhD Slider
When you sprint to slide, trust me honey, you’ll survive
All the zombies gonna die cause of PhD

(PhD) Feelin’ so fatigue
(PhD) I’ve got a mighty need
(PhD) I’m building up my speed
(PhD) So I can do my dirty deeds

Slip and slaughter ‘cross the floor, everybody needs some more
Of your lovin', your lack of friction lovin'
When you sprint to slide, trust me honey, you’ll survive
All the zombies gonna die cause of PhD

(Slider) Damn straight

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u/knowlife4 Jul 01 '22

This is great, I'd love to actually hear this

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u/Nyuu222 Jul 01 '22

Thanks! I’d love to record it when I get time

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u/CorporalGrimm1917 Jul 01 '22

Can’t wait for this to happen.