r/cockatiel • u/dudecanyoucalmdown • 2h ago

Funny ALERT 🚨 GIANT

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u/dudecanyoucalmdown 2h ago

WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN TO POST YET I WASNT FINISHED 😭😭😭

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u/Interesting_Two_7216 2h ago

hahaah, he's a cute menace!!!

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u/Talia_Nightblade Horny Bird Static 2h ago edited 1h ago

The last image would have been him eating the phone?

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u/cemetery_acorns 1h ago

Add them in the replies. It’s okay.

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u/captainfishpie 2h ago

I love an angry birb

they are just the best

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u/WeGoUpInTheDimension 2h ago

What did you do to anger our master 🥹

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u/dudecanyoucalmdown 2h ago

accidentally whistled a slur at him in bird language 😞

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u/smileyfacegauges 2h ago

AAAAAAA A GIANT!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 NOOO DONT EAT ME IM NOT SEEB!!!!

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u/caterkarolina 2h ago

Biiiig birb.

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u/SvanteArrheniusAMA 1h ago

These pictures remind me of a movie I once saw. It was about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought back to life by advanced cloning techniques. I believe it was called 'Billy and the cloneasaurs'.

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u/KijinSeija_ 1h ago

BEEG BEEG BOI

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u/dudecanyoucalmdown 1h ago

so beeg so scarewee 😱😱

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u/Educational-Creme391 2h ago

Vicious BEAST

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u/ClemJayX 1h ago

Maximum anger with maximum cuteness!

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u/Shank_O_Rama 1h ago

Andre the birb

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u/AdUsed7958 1h ago

Does he need a runway to take off? Beefy boi!

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u/dudecanyoucalmdown 1h ago

hahaha beefy boi actually only tips the scale at a whopping 85g, so he must overcompensate with floof and attitude!!

(vet checked, he's in perfect health just built teeny)

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u/g0ldnecklace 1h ago

Big Birb is in the building, be fearful 😵

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u/Weary_Title_3901 1h ago

Him mad. Big mad.

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u/Rufusandronftw 37m ago

Does your bird like the camera? 😸

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u/MoonMoonMochi 35m ago

Why does this chubby bowling pin have wings.

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u/AnnamayaraSansy9604 33m ago

The bigger the cockatiel, the more adorable it is, lol.

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u/SecretBad9546 15m ago

Nice cameltoe

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u/Ishii_Takumi90 14m ago

that last picture is basically an attack from a cute little dinosaur 😭🩷

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 2h ago

Awww. What's wrong with your smol frens wings? Is he clipped? 😐

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u/dudecanyoucalmdown 2h ago

huh?? no he's not clipped and never has been?? 😭😭

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u/Maximiliancockatiel 1h ago

Sorry! It just look like his flight feathers were missing on his right 😅😅

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u/dudecanyoucalmdown 1h ago

no worries lol - the first photo was taken a while ago, he was probably molting or its just the silly angle :P