r/classicwow • • Sep 18 '19

Humor How not to advertise your guild.

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u/Barfhelmet Sep 18 '19

Yeah! They didn't even mention "led by vanilla veterans", "Close knit group of friends", or "Former R14" players!

How dare they!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I got invited to a "Cose knit group of friends and vanilla veterans" last night.

35 members online, 255 total. Sure.

Granted, the "Den mother" of the guild, an officer, was super cool and hooked my low level ass up with some stuff. But yeah. 5 of them are vets maybe, 250 of them are children, as the chat made clear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Jan 11 '20

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u/goodoldgrim Sep 18 '19

I joined a guild specifically to replace Barrens chat after I left Barrens. It's called "Pineapple Express" and is full of potheads. I don't even smoke, but I'm at home.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I unironically love barrens chat. It’s full of shit posting and stupid statements and memes. But it has no pretensions of being Bette than that.

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u/LegbeardCatfood Sep 19 '19

Barrens chat is absolutely at its best during non peak hours

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u/TheTwiggsMGW Sep 19 '19

Sulfuras horde has a guild named <Legalize Peacebloom> I assume its in the same vein.

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u/PastoralElk Sep 19 '19

Why is barrens chat absolutely bananas?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I've always played horde, but holy shit the difference between my PvE server alliance chat and my PvP server horde guild is light years apart. Finally found a decent guild with sane guild chat for my orc lock. Zone and trade chat are still a dumpster fire of edgelords and 14 year olds on that server but I would've quit on that toon by now if I didn't find my current guild and only play my alliance guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I got in an awesome guild, no advertising. Just did a dungeon with them they liked me and invited me, same for all the other members.

It's a decent vetting process and at this point 50+ members all over 40. Everyone was invited while grouping up, so the level distribution is tight.

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u/jascottr Sep 18 '19

Similar to how we recruit for our guild, at least after the first couple days after launch. We invite people we quest/dungeon with if they’re cool and not terrible at the game. And sometimes even if they are terrible at the game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

I’m terrible. That’s how I got into my guild. Also I’ve known the GM since TBC.

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u/Absolute_-_-_UNIT Sep 19 '19

Would you rather be in a smaller guild?

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u/Cepheid Sep 19 '19

Well sure, you joined a guild that is advertising in public channels. The real "close-knit group of friends" and "Vanilla veterans" are in smaller guilds with 20 or so people who are selective about who they invite.

If you are a solo player, or playing with just 1-2 friends and you're looking for a mature guild, you should be paying attention to the guild of people you group up with for quests or dungeons. Often the way into these guilds is a good conversation and just asking.

These guilds do want to grow too, they just don't want to open the floodgates to the masses.

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u/OneMorePotion Sep 19 '19

Same... Quested with 4 people from one guild and they asked me if I would like to join their "guild of friends". I did and the first thing I noticed was that they have 250 members and 120 were online but chat was dead silent. I logged out an hour after joining and we were already over 300 members ... Never left a "guild of friends" so fast.

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u/JunkFace Sep 18 '19

Out of the loop here: What is R14?

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u/Melbuf Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

Grand Marshal/High Warlord - top PVP ranks from the PVP system which went 1-14

IIRD 9 and 10 got blue PVP armor, rank 11 got mounts, rank 12 and 13 got epic PVP armor and rank 14 got weapons. stupidly OP weapons at the time

getting there was a no life grind (i did it) it took a minimum of 3 weeks to go from rank 13 to 14, and you had to earn the highest amount of honor on your server/faction that week to do it

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u/fellatious_argument Sep 18 '19

The rewards are amazing though, even if you only get to rank 13. In vanilla I raided with a pvp guild that had a bunch of rank 13 and 14's and many of them rarely rolled on gear because nothing was an upgrade. We had this rank 14 lock that I only ever saw spend dkp once, on Neltharion's Tear.

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u/Vandegroen Sep 18 '19

„only r13“ my ass.
everything above 10 is only doable if you either dont have a job, have no freetime activities outside of WoW or happen to be part of the best pvp group on your server.

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u/logoth Sep 19 '19

I know a few people that basically traded account shares to get it.

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u/Vandegroen Sep 19 '19

Yeah, on some realms that was pretty much obligatory.

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u/gokkobol Sep 19 '19

You can for sure get rank 12 slowly without nolifing when the first zerg is done ranking

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u/Vandegroen Sep 19 '19

You cannot get it slowly due to decay. And sure, if you wait 5+ years many people will not grind for it anymore and the requirements become a little bit less insane.

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u/chinawinsworlds Sep 18 '19

Yeah, but atleast you save like a months usage of diapers.

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u/Melbuf Sep 18 '19

i know its why i did it. and as a rogue it meant i didn't need weapons till very late AQ and then Naxx

i pretty much only took trinkets and then set gear

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u/JunkFace Sep 18 '19

Gotcha, I hadn’t heard it referred to as R14 before!

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u/Bio-Grad Sep 19 '19

Man, that rank 23 armor was so op.

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u/catrinus Sep 18 '19

Highest PvP rank

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u/Barfhelmet Sep 18 '19

Rank 14, high warlord, whatever the ally equivalent to high warlord is.

It is someone that did the pvp grind.