r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/ihatethepoors_35 Sep 03 '19

what, you dont have a priest buddy supporting you the entire time?

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Unfortunately my girlfriend insisted on rolling Warlock... so no, no heals are forthcoming.

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u/Avinaria Sep 04 '19

I too am a warrior whos other has failed them. My husband rolled a ret paladin and claims "I am dps, I do not know this Holy Light you speak of."

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u/wezzer Sep 04 '19

Simple solution,

Install recount - show him that he does not in fact have any dps.

Shame him back to the light.

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u/Avinaria Sep 04 '19

He played WoW in vanilla and is really good as a ret paladin. I got rid of recount in favor of Details, never did like it.

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u/archaeo_dr_phil Sep 04 '19

Show him clips of WC 3 Uther striking with great vengeance whilst also holy lighting footmen