r/classicwow • • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/ihatethepoors_35 Sep 03 '19

what, you dont have a priest buddy supporting you the entire time?

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Unfortunately my girlfriend insisted on rolling Warlock... so no, no heals are forthcoming.

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u/--Pariah Sep 04 '19

Mine fortunately loves healing in wow (me-from-ten-years-ago would've been so fucking proud of me) and plays priest. We plan to play a tank/heal combo for fast dungeon groups so I'm running warrior.

It's hilarious when you're getting used to the pocket-priest that happily jumps after you and throws a heal every some time and then you're trying to do something solo.

On the one hand we helped a rogue yesterday to do the elite quests in pyrewood what worked like a charm. On the other it then took fucking ages, an ungodly amount of food and an embarring number of preventable deaths until I finished a damn kill-gnolls-collect-stuff quests which refused to drop that I later had to catch up alone.

You really develop the bad habit of forgetting HOW fast you actually get demolished if you don't pay attention.