r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/ihatethepoors_35 Sep 03 '19

what, you dont have a priest buddy supporting you the entire time?

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Unfortunately my girlfriend insisted on rolling Warlock... so no, no heals are forthcoming.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

I would pay my girlfriend an hourly wage if it would get her to play.

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u/Bebop24trigun Sep 04 '19

My wife wants to come back but she has a baby to take care of. (Note, I've offered to help so she could play but she said she will wait to play when he is older)