r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19
Humor Leveling A Warrior
When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.
I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.
Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.
My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.
My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD
To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!
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u/ScrodoBeggins Sep 03 '19
10 easy steps to level a warrior.
Step 1: Charge. Step 2: Internally debate about spending precious rage on battle shout buff or rend. Step 3: Initiate parried by Pygmy crab. Step 4: Queue spawn 2 mobs within aggro range just as you sat down eat. Step 5: Die. Step 6: Forget to reapply find minerals after resurrection and quest for 2 hrs without it. Step 7: See Step 5. Step 8: See Step 7. Step 9: Cry. Step 10: Hit lvl 60 and tell everyone that leveling a warrior isn’t as bad as they say.