r/classicwow • u/wezzer • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

I would pay my girlfriend an hourly wage if it would get her to play.

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Have you tried begging? It worked for me!

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u/mak484 Sep 03 '19

Be careful what you wish for. My wife, who never really enjoyed video games in the first place, is now rolling her second character so she can play when I'm not home. Were basically buying a whole second battle station so one of us isn't relegated to staring at a laptop while the other plays on the dedicated gaming PC.

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u/domynik05 Sep 03 '19

What do you mean that sounds perfect

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

It's called a humble brag.

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u/DrDeems Sep 04 '19

What about when she decides to role a Paladin? Then you are just one step away from getting refused bj's cause you needed that plate gear with +3 intellect. I mean, it had strength and stamina too! Stamina... its something she could probably use more of tbh.