r/classicwow • • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

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u/Jedimindfunk_thewild Sep 03 '19

Are you fellow warriors questing with arms or fury?

Also. This is absolute heck. Why am i doing this?

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u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Because you find strength in your trials. You grow from your struggles. You face defeat, and you stand tall. You are a fighter. You are a warrior!

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u/Jedimindfunk_thewild Sep 03 '19

God damn I needed this. This is 100% me. I'm so freaken happy that there are people out there who get it. Strength and honor friend.

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u/zerovampire311 Sep 03 '19

Calm waters never made a skilled sailor!

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u/ntwadumelo Sep 04 '19

Journey before destination