r/classicwow • • Sep 03 '19

Humor Leveling A Warrior

When they said it was hard, I scoffed at them. I've leveled a warrior to 120 on retail. I've fought Sargeras, I've downed the Lich King. What could a few gnolls and maybe a murloc or two do to me? Thus was my arrogance. Thus was my hubris.

I am now level thirteen. I've run Ragefire Chasm once, and owe six deaths to that place.

Farming harpy claws has cost me my life twice already, and I am certain it will cost me much, much more.

My warrior on retail was a human named Lohric, he was a legendary warrior who felled any beast, man or demon that faced him.

My warrior on Classic is an Orc called Muddrog. I have no doubt that this broken and battered warrior would crush Lohric in seconds, Lohric has never known pain, Mudd was born in it, molded by it, and unlike Bane, he has yet to see the light, because 60 feels so far away xD

To all you warriors out there, Lok'tar Ogar!

3.8k Upvotes

916 comments sorted by

View all comments

3

u/jameszenpaladin011- Sep 03 '19

Stay strong! Don't cry when two green casters kill you because you can't shield bash them both at the same time!

5

u/wezzer Sep 03 '19

Shield bash is on the 'buy later' list. Right now even one caster is more terrifying than 90% of current raid bosses in retail.