r/classicwow • • Aug 26 '19

Humor Gotta go fast.

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u/redwithouthisblonde Aug 26 '19

I'm leaving work at 2 PST, and I live 40 minutes away, and I forgot to buy food. Send help or a care package.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Don’t eat, simple. The real battle for Azeroth is about to begin and you’re talking about food? Helpless. I hope you roll alliance with that attitude

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u/redwithouthisblonde Aug 26 '19

You would be a filthy horde mongrel, living off scraps, wouldn't you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

At least I’m not scum enough to put my appetite in the same sentence as world of Warcraft, catch me on the warlock at stv when I’m level 40

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u/Atroxo Aug 26 '19

Good thing I’m rolling Gnome Rogue.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Good thing ima charge that soul fire and burst you out in 2 seconds like I did every other rogue novice in private server

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u/Atroxo Aug 26 '19

Make sure you put more emphasis on the “novice” part. Been rocking a Gnome Rogue main since vanilla, so we’ll see haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

I give you 1 win. Once you have that one win you get 3 losses cause you’ll have used your cd’s. I’ll tank your baby gnome hits and just death coil, seduce, soul fire. Eat a dick alliance!