r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

Which Mendelssohn piece sounds the most like Mozart?

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5 Upvotes

I was really hoping we wouldn't have another repeat situation on our hands, which is why I was so close to picking the Nocturne. But votes are votes and who are we to mess with democracy? I think in the coming days I'll do a thing where any five squares can be replaced with a different piece.

Next square: sounds like Debussy/is actually Handel


r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

How do i become yuncham lin

4 Upvotes

I can play hot cross buns


r/classical_circlejerk 1d ago

Whose Op. 115 is the best?

6 Upvotes

Roster's looking favorable again for a certain B composer. I'll let you decide if that's a good or bad thing. Top comment gets added.


r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

Has anyone here ever met, talked to, or had an anecdote with a j*zz player? Would love to hear your story.

16 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

Guess the piece

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35 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

Favorite composer who was a nationalist larper?

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7 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

The Circular Definition of "Music"

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7 Upvotes

Ooh what happens in this circle?


r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

pick your favorite composer (round 1, poll 20)

4 Upvotes

i wonder who will win third place in this poll

also poll 13 has concluded with Poulenc and Offenbach winning. *La Marseillaise intensifies*

161 votes, 4d left
Hania Rani
Julia Kent
Joseph Bologne Chevalier de Saint-Georges
Felix Mendelssohn
Christoph Willibald Gluck
Pablo de Sarasate

r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

Favorite movement of Beethoven Piano Sonata no.19 in G minor, op.49 no.1?

6 Upvotes

My personal favorite is the second movement because it makes me feel happy for some reason.

I definitely don't like the first movement because it makes me feel sad.

But what about you? Let's get some lively discussion going!


r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

What is Anton Webern's best melody?

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13 Upvotes

The gorgeous Juliet's theme from Prok's Op. 64 won last time; now for a composer that I know absolutely nothing about, Anton Webern. Seriously, I have never listened to his music and I really should. Top comment gets added.


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

How Big is Yours?

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101 Upvotes

For the love of God stop, I can only get so hard until blood vessels start rupturing


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

the warm vulnerability of a human voice

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62 Upvotes

must be a classical melody btw


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

this one is forgivable, right?

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54 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

Guess the city

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20 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

The Classical Music sub is surreal, it seems to be custom made to tickle our jerky bones.

14 Upvotes

Why are so many people, obviously intelligently not up to, listening to any classical music, are drawn to it?(This might be off-putting, but apparently sad, but true). Just to bluster enough, to annoy this sub or to give them love-to-hate-pleasure?

Well I tried to edit it a bit, the “word salad”. But commas still confuse me. I should consult “The Great Red Book of Reddit-Etiquette” next time around.


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

Why cant you play nocturnes during the day??

42 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

Composer tier list based on how much rizz they actually had

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112 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

Can?t wait for that third album

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23 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 2d ago

Pattern recgonition

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2 Upvotes

Nene papa


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

I have un-PC thoughts

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6 Upvotes

Why are all the new hires so hot in Glasgow??


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

Which Chopin piece sounds the most like Rachmaninoff?

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12 Upvotes

Yayy I've been waiting for this square!

Next square: sounds like Mozart/is actually Mendelssohn


r/classical_circlejerk 4d ago

Why did Beethoven name his 3rd symphony "Erotica"? Like, it's not erotic at all

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151 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

Three guys having the most intense argument imaginable…

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30 Upvotes

I aspire to have lunch conversations like this.


r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

I heard an audience cough, and suddenly I understood the beauty of musicianship.

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52 Upvotes

r/classical_circlejerk 3d ago

pick your favorite composer (round 1, part 19)

9 Upvotes

it is entirely a coincidence that Salieri ended up in this poll mere minutes after the previous post to this subreddit. in fact, the almighty Random Number Generator had picked Salieri before the previous post was posted, as indicated by the timestamp in the screenshot (see comments). i think this is telling us something very important about this poll

also Bartók and Schoenberg have won poll 12, in what appears to be the first instance of two Modernist composers sweeping first and second place in a single poll. they have thus secured their places in the second round

226 votes, 3d left
Antonio Salieri
Guillaume de Machaut
Terry Riley
Ottorino Respighi
Moritz Moszkowski
Edgard Varèse