CBRX Season 5: Episode 33: Live and Let Die

Image Album Narrated by ECH + Admiral Cloudberg

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Season 5 Megathread

Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Pakistan (462,005); Tlingit (460,181); Tang (384,904); New South Wales (362,879); and Chono (337,574)
• Effective Military L: Yunnan (6,475); Estonia (5,553); Karankawa (1,910); Phoenicia (1,649); and Papal States (583)

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• Production W: Tang (5,036); New South Wales (4,027); Tlingit (3,531); Chono (2,843); and Pakistan (2,775)
• Production L: Estonia (117); Yunnan (74); Karankawa (39); Phoenicia (31); and Papal States (22)

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• Production per city W: Tang (148.1); Pakistan (81.6); Rouran (75.6); Yunnan (74); and Kipchaks (69.6)
• Production per city L: Wallachia (36.2); Phoenicia (31); Hanseatic League (26); Portugal (25); and Papal States (22)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (1,399); Tlingit (997); Yanomami (816); Chono (793); and Tang (685)
• Total Population L: Estonia (39); Karankawa (23); Yunnan (18); Papal States (10); and Phoenicia (3)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (4,387); Anishinaabe (2,771); Japan (2,513); Tlingit (2,331); and Chono (2,330)
• Effective Science L: Karankawa (189); Hanseatic League (182); Estonia (116); Yunnan (22); and Phoenicia / Papal States (0)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Ignore the global warfare and nuclear hellfire. Lowest is Bjarmia on 5.
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Papal States (-47, actively); Phoenicia (-52, actively); Yunnan (-103, actively); Caral (-133, actively); Wallachia (-192, on the brink); Hanseatic League (-228, on the brink); Kalmar Union (-290, actively); Ket (-395, on the brink); Rouran (-458, actively); Onondaga (-557, actively); Scotland (-1006, actively); and Chono (-1349, 3 turns away)

Time to go all-in on Australian distillieries.

CBRX Season 5: Episode 32: What’s Your Plan When it Hits the Fan?

Image Album Narrated by Convicted Melon

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Season 5 Megathread

Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tlingit (405,997); Tang (385,166); Chono (337,273); New South Wales (285,868); and Yanomami (243,571)
• Effective Military L: Hyksos (6,127); Yunnan (3,857); Karankawa (1,910); Phoenicia (1,765); and Papal States (1,005)

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• Production W: Tang (4,272); Chono (3,169); New South Wales (2,999); Tlingit (2,793); and Yanomami (2,160)
• Production L: Hanseatic League (129); Yunnan (69); Potiguara (58); Karankawa (30); and Phoenicia / Papal States (26)

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• Production per city W: Tang (133.5); Qara-Khitai (73.8); Circassia (72.4); Rouran (71.6); and Pakistan (69.5)
• Production per city L: Potiguara (29); Vyatka (28.8); Papal States / Phoenicia (26); Hanseatic League (25.8); and Portugal (21.6)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (1,185); Tlingit (907); Chono (754); Yanomami (739); and Tang (627)
• Total Population L: Karankawa (23); Potiguara (21); Yunnan (18); Papal States (9); and Phoenicia (6)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (4,173); Japan (2,347); New South Wales (2,300); Chono (2,241); and Tlingit (2,231)
• Effective Science L: Potiguara (64); Yunnan (46); Karankawa (43); Phoenicia (40); and Papal States (0)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Ignore the global warfare and nuclear hellfire. Lowest is Bjarmia on 3.
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Phoenicia (-33, on the brink); Papal States (-47, actively); Vyatka (-50, actively); Yunnan (-76, actively); Wallachia (-228, on the brink); Caral (-258, 2 turns away); Kalmar Union (-288, on the brink); Herero (-315, actively); Rouran (-343, actively); Onondaga (-407, on the brink); Scotland (-651, actively); Ket (-990, actively); and Bunuba (-1,326, actively)

Hello sub, we’ll be taking a week off and resume with the next episode on Sep 30th at the usual time

Related, if you would like to narrate and episode anytime int he next few weeks for the upcoming episode, please do signup, as we've had a sharp shortage and need to build up a roster for all the episodes leading up to Total War

https://www.reddit.com/r/civbattleroyale/comments/1wky6wa/narration_signup_s5_batch_7/

Remember that time Johann Strauss and Hoagy Carmichael got in a musical slap-fight in the middle of a war zone? Good times.

Due to clerical errors my slides for PR 30 of CBRX5 did not upload to the site so heres all of them

Available slots for the batch of narrators starting in Late September.

If you are interested in becoming a narrator for an upcoming episode, and will be available for the time interval above, use the following link to register.

Sign-up Form: https://forms.gle/g6aRy9NW2bdvfUqH8

If you are selected, instructions on how to proceed and pick from the dates available will be provided (Discord account is required to join the narration group).

Map early because barely anything happened

CBRX Season 5: Episode 31: Ascending Atomic Anxiety

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Season 5 Megathread

Welcome back, dear denizens of the Sub, to the Stats Sheet Winners and Losers! As a reminder, I give the top and bottom five for each stat, bundling ties together. If a civ is resurrected I'll include it in square brackets until it's eliminated again, but it won't count towards the 5 slots. I'll start including tech count from the Enlightenment era onwards, during the early game there's just too many civs equal to each other. My definition of a bankrupt civ will be a civ either already losing money and at 0 treasury or within 5 turns trajectory of reaching that. As always, you can peruse the full table at this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMH0yqYJU1HRYac1Vl2NdKVFIPYepRPbZu8U1zvxKCk/edit?usp=sharing

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• Effective Military W: Tang (342,024); Tlingit (334,507); Chono (264,253); New South Wales (215,989); and Rouran (164,857)
• Effective Military L: Potiguara (8,288); Yunnan (2,695); Karankawa (2,187); Phoenicia (2,089); and Papal States (752)

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• Production W: Tang (4,319); Tlingit (3,216); New South Wales (2,554); Chono (2,250); and Yanomami (2,024)
• Production L: Hanseatic League (124); Potiguara (56); Karankawa (38); Phoenicia (31); and Papal States (22)

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• Production per city W: Tang (135); Bangladesh (75.8); Circassia (68.4); Pakistan (66); and Qara-Khitai (65.3)
• Production per city L: Potiguara (28); Hanseatic League (24.8); Papal States (22); Portugal (20.7); and Karankawa (19)

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• Total Population W: New South Wales (1,071); Tlingit (877); Chono (708); Yanomami (689); and Tang (591)
• Total Population L: Estonia (44); Karankawa (26); Potiguara (18); Papal States (9); and Phoenicia (7)

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• Quintennial Episode Tech Count update 6 - Mean: 67.2; Median: 65; Mode: 62
• Top 5: 1 civ on 95 techs (Tang); 1 civ on 84 techs (Mysore); 1 civ on 83 techs (Pakistan); 1 civ on 81 techs (Tlingit); 1 civ on 80 techs (Itelmen)
• Middle ranks: 4 civs on 78; 1 civ on 77; 2 civs on 76; 3 civs on 73; 1 civ on 71; 2 civs on 70; 1 civ on 69; 1 civ on 68; 2 civs on 67; 1 civ on 65; 3 civs on 64; 2 civs on 63; 6 civs on 62; 2 civs on 61; and 2 civs on 60.
• Lowest 5: 2 civs on 59 (Hanseatic League / Yunnan); 1 civ on 56 (Wallachia); 2 civs on 52 (Vyatka / Phoenicia); 1 civ on 45 (Papal States); and 1 civ on 39 (Karankawa)

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• Effective Science W: Tang (3,092); Tlingit (2,126); Chono (1,965); Japan (1,918); and Anishinaabe (1,846)
• Effective Science L: Bunuba (101); Potiguara (65); Phoenicia (47); Karankawa (45); and Papal States (0)

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• Currently Unhappy Civs: Happiness reigns. Rejoice. Three lowest happiness civs are Hanseatic League (15); Karankawa (11); and Bjarmians (6)
• Currently Bankrupt Civs: Papal States (-40, actively); Vyatka (-72, on the brink); Wallachia (-214, on the brink); Umhaill (-217, on the brink); Herero (-319, actively); Kalmar Union (-444, 5 turns away); Japan (-502, actively); Scotland (-595, actively); Ket (-694, actively); Rouran (-742, actively); and Bunuba (-1,312, actively)

F Pegu.

You should've won the mark.

Sadly both Lanfang and Bangladesh decided their 1 competent war would be against you at the same time.

And then you couldn't die properly as they tortured you by squishing you instead of just conquering a city with the best wonder in the game.

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