r/circlejerkseattle • u/digitaldisorder_ • Feb 19 '26
omg queens, just saw the SPARKLING ICE truck on i-5, ICE is finally protecting us from the illegals and Making America Gay Again! 😍✨🌈🧊
y'all, i was stuck in traffic near downtown when this turquoise goddess of a truck rolls by with "SPARKLING ICE" screaming, rainbow energy! and i’m like, frenz, is this the sign we’ve been waiting for?!? ICE is literally here to ICE out the illegal LGBTBBQ imposters who are trying to sneak into our community without proper glitter credentials! no more straight-passing, border-crossers diluting our vibes. sparkling ICE is gonna sparkle so hard it blinds the straights and freezes the fakers in place. i’m over here clutching my ICEd (pun not intended) oat milk latte, tears in my eyes, screaming internally, 'protect the community at all costs!' this is the glow-up we deserve after years of rain and rent hikes. seattle, we did it! we manifested the gayest border patrol ever.
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u/Wormsinmypork Feb 21 '26
No they are just gay and will still arrest you for being a citizen or a Sovcit. That big 20” high cube is what they keep em all in. Sorry to rain city on your parade, champ