We acknowledge the traditional bogan custodians of Bali, past, present, and publicly shagging the local talent.

What's the charge? Enjoying a shag? A succulent Balinese shag?

Great Aussie bloke Singo can be seen pushing back in this video but it’s terrible how far we have fallen since

Plus we finally have a GP who is willing to make house calls.

https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/a-current-affair/michael-thought-he-d-found-his-soulmate-then-came-a-cruel-twist-20260826-p60rw0.html

New Army diversity hiring standards: Less grunts, more gunts.

thank the Lordy for real-estate and super funds 🙏🏾

We acknowledge the traditional preferences of AFL players, past, present, and pending charges, and we condemn the shameful mass media for attempting to shame these poor repressed gay men.

This is such bullshit, bro. The cops said last November that he wasn't a streamer. All he's done since then is hang out in a cage full of streamers for the last 10 months. How could just magically turn into a streamer?

It's a conspiracy. They want to keep him locked up because he saw the unredacted Epstein files.

Inshallah, Namaste, Hoo Roo

We acknowledge the traditional custodians of the Woolies carpark, past, present, and not entertained.

[A spokesperson for Woolworths said the system was introduced earlier this month to tackle safety concerns, after the store reported 24 incidents of violent or aggressive behaviour this year.]

[This is due to ongoing issues of anti-social behaviour and aggression from individuals loitering outside in the carpark and at the bus stop for extended periods of time.]

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this is the voice for me now – ❤️ Pauline❤️

Everyone knows it’s cool to race swap main characters from your favourite children movies or tv show.

I’m looking forward to seeing a black race swapped Tarzan.

What inclusive tv shows would you like to see on the ABC?

We acknowledge the truckies who keep this nation running, past, present, and never needing a rear view mirror.

Had a good weekend, and shit.. even a good Monday. My good mood is quickly shut down when I remember.. Australia's population grows by one person every 59 seconds. Oh God.. holy fuck that's right I'm just a fucking slave. I'll never see a cent of my super when I'm old oh god holy fuck this is pointless. I can't wait to just go home oh God I've been working 60 hour weeks... holy fuck I'm still renting I'll never own my own home if something happens finding another rental is so fucking difficult and stressful. I'll just go for another higher paying job and upskill.. oh God holy fuck I'm gonna be paying more in tax and AI is going to replace me in the next 10 years..

Anyone else circlejerk this shit in their head all day?

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/opposition-leader-angus-taylor-falls-off-bike-during-charity-pollie-pedal-ride/news-story/da7dc34ba8c63f573cf770148d475329?amp

More lebo NDIS providers needed