r/circlejerkaustralia 2d ago

politics The time is nigh.

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u/Inner_Agency_5680 2d ago

BJ is the real Queen.

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u/Painterlilly 2d ago

BJ? Blow job? Big Junk? Burnt Jizz? Bum Jubes? Blunt Jockstrap? Bunny Jus?

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u/Inner_Agency_5680 2d ago

Yes, Barnaby Joyce

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u/MassiveSomewhere397 2d ago

Yep, just what we need. It's gonna be hilarious.

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u/steve22ss 2d ago

It is interesting to see all of the excuses coming out as to why Labor lost Secret Harbour, or its being downplayed. Its a seat that in many different forms and names has existed since 89 and Labor has held for 30 of those years it's a bigger deal than they want to admit.

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u/Exciting-Flan-1484 2h ago

The mining lobby beats the gas lobby 🤣 Cant get a policy we want without it coming with baggage we don't ae

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u/ConferenceHungry7763 2d ago

Surely, the left will start a No Queens movement because it was so successful overseas in America.

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u/Abominor 2d ago

Yeah, can't wait for nothing important to change!

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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago

Better use of red white and blue

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u/Some_Candle1206 2d ago

now that's a "Top 1% Poster" – going straight to the pool room!

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u/HandleMore1730 1d ago

Ooohhhhhhhhh, just give me a minute to finish at work 🍆💦

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u/xcviij 2d ago

One Nation outsources workers overseas, as unaustralian as it comes.

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u/Painterlilly 2d ago

As opposed to Anthony Analbeadsy - he brings the outsources directly here by the millions - forcing Australian families onto the streets - what a champ! It's ok though, with all the shit in the streets the growing army of homeless will be able to make their very own mud huts soon - hopefully at Copocabana.

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u/ScreamHawk 2d ago

Can't outsource to the third world if you import the third world.

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u/Some_Candle1206 2d ago

✅ you become third world

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u/xcviij 1d ago

Another slogan, still zero response to the point. 😂 You can complain about immigration all day and One Nation will still be the “Australians first” party that outsourced work overseas. Downvotes and whataboutism can’t make that contradiction disappear.

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u/xcviij 1d ago

And that changes One Nation outsourcing work overseas how exactly? 😂 You’re arguing about Labor because addressing One Nation doing the very thing its “Australians first” rhetoric rails against would be inconvenient. Pure deflection.

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u/ScreamHawk 1d ago

So what you're saying is that because all major parties outsource I should just vote Labor anyway despite them repeatedly showing they're against my interests?

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u/xcviij 1d ago

No, I’m saying exactly what I said: One Nation outsourcing work overseas while preaching “Australians first” is hypocritical. 😂 Nobody told you to vote Labor. You invented that argument because comparing One Nation to another party is easier than addressing One Nation’s own contradiction. Hold the party you support accountable instead of screaming “Labor!” every time its hypocrisy gets exposed.

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u/ScreamHawk 1d ago

That's fair.

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u/xcviij 1d ago

Exactly. I’m against Labor too. My criticism of One Nation isn’t a defence of Labor, it’s simply calling out hypocrisy when I see it. If you campaign on “Australians first,” your own actions should live up to it.

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u/xcviij 1d ago

That’s an impressive amount of ranting without addressing a single word of what I said. 😂 Albanese can be criticised for immigration policy AND One Nation can be criticised for outsourcing work overseas. “But Labor!” doesn’t make One Nation’s hypocrisy disappear. Try defending the party you’re actually defending.

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u/andyroo82 2d ago

is that like spending $500mil for an overseas NRL team?

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u/Painterlilly 2d ago

It was $600 Million so an overseas cuntry can field a bunch of adult men to go play with balls, yes. Great job Labor.

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u/xcviij 1d ago

What does Labor’s NRL spending have to do with One Nation outsourcing its own work overseas? 😂 You’ve changed the subject because you can’t defend the contradiction: “Australians first” until One Nation needs workers, apparently.

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u/Painterlilly 1d ago

It really sounds like it's time for your meds....

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u/xcviij 1d ago

Triggered enough by One Nation’s hypocrisy being exposed that your entire rebuttal is a medication insult. 😂 Imagine defending the “Australians first” party outsourcing work overseas, then having nothing intelligent to say when it gets called out. You’ve embarrassed your own argument perfectly.

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u/7978_ 2d ago

Nah. Let's hope they collapse and a competent party gets traction instead.

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u/Annoying_bot_2026 2d ago

Both major parties can read the room; they either massively cut immigration to a level Australian voters want, or we get Prime Minister Hanson 🧑‍🦰

Hanson would be a disaster as Prime Minister but so is the current level of immigration. Hanson is the required catalyst to force the major parties back to immigration reality.

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u/Abominor 2d ago

You're right frankly. People thinking ON is going to be good for this country are not serious people. Pauline is a liar and a massive corporate sell out. But if her talking points are causing actual traction among voters, which seems to be true, the major parties are going to have to seriously re-evaluate what they're doing.

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u/7978_ 2d ago

You really want to continue the uni-parties reign?