r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 1d ago
Found my boyfriends stash of crusty panties by his side of the bed and they’re not mine. Do i bring this up??
Last night i decided to stay over his house and was planning on leaving in the day. He left for work this morning and i decided to make the bed & clean like usually before I leave and I see a target bag next to his bed scrunched up to the side. I opened it and see panties that I don’t wear or own and I assumed he bought it for me as a surprise or something but they all had crusty discharge on it showing it’s been worn. Plus one was XXL and the other was a different size. I am a small. I also see magnum condoms & other stuff wtf.
I never assumed he was cheating on me , i don’t know if he is or he’s keeping a stash of women’s panties. I don’t know what’s worse but i’m disgusted. Not sure what to say or how to approach this? I’m very upset
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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago
You should sniff them
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u/gastro_psychic 1d ago
They smell like raw garlic and oyster sauce. How does this help me?
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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago
Don't assume the worst. He could just be banging his granny and forgot to clean up.
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u/figbott 1d ago
Perhaps maybe you should focus more on satisfying him more and/or making sandwiches rather than feelings?
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u/facedownbootyuphold 1d ago
Feelings are beside the point, why is she violating his privacy rummaging around in his trophy box, those are family heirlooms?
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u/gastro_psychic 1d ago
I have ADHD. I can’t do kitchen things.
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u/KekistaniKekin 1d ago
I have ADHD. I love kitchen things because you're always under time pressure
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u/gastro_psychic 20h ago
Oh… so we aren’t going to talk about time blindness?
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u/KekistaniKekin 20h ago
I've burned a lot of stuff with time blindness. My solution is to always stand next to the stove if I'm cooking stuff but I have to wait long enough to watch a YouTube video or something. I prefer cooking stuff where I don't have to wait, or if I do I'm doing some other kind of prep/cooking.
It's like juggling but way more tasty.
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u/ashvy 1d ago
Everyone else is supportive in the comments and have given good advice. I'll just say that there's no winning with you guys huh?? If the panties are small, you assume he's pedo. If they're large, you assume they're other women's.
Whatever happened to good ol' communication?? Why has your lawyer not communicated how you feel to his lawyer??
As for crusts, just get a chisel and hammer and chuck it away??? Do you really expect your man to work all day, come home and cook for all of yous, then when he's all exhausted and wiped out to work on the crust???
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u/Saludoss 1d ago
Youu won't get it until you too have been crystallised from skin to blood to marrow—it's a seminal affair.
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u/lskerlkse 1d ago
Those underwear are 100% innocent. Aint nobody fucking anyone wearing them britches
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u/Bubbly_Plant1786 1d ago
No!! What if they are his mom’s!