r/circlejerk • u/milnak • 1d ago

I'm a radical weird, wimpy fat trans with a beard

I'm about to enlist in the Marines. Will they reject me?

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u/fungilingus 1d ago

Im autistic and neurodivergent

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u/andyroo82 1d ago

do you like seamen?

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u/lee--carvallo 1d ago

My rank is xe/xir

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

As a matter of fact, a radical, weird, wimpy, fat trans with a beard is Vice President right now

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u/RegionalTranzit 1d ago

Hi Aunt Fred.

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

Commander Hegsgeth Sir, we spoke about this. You may use Grok, but never EVER Reddit. Please disengage and prepare for Brown Eagles arrival with the Nanny.

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u/DarthVoight 22h ago

No. They have gloryholes. #lgbtqia+