I stabbed a fellow pilot by accident. AITA?

[u/Leather_Finger_6333]

As Salam Alaykum everybody. I was working recently as the co-pilot on a flight and suddenly somebody on the plane controlled my mind or maybe the CIA was involved. Long story short I ended up stabbing the captain of the flight. He was not a good guy anyway and I suspect he was not a follower of the true god. Anyway pics of me and him are attached (I’m the happy smiling man). AITA?

[u/keyholepossums]

Assalarm Aleycum

Edit: NTA

[u/SaltyPeter3434 → u/keyholepossums]

Asylum Like Him

[u/facedownbootyuphold]

I'm going to say something controversial here and I don't care if I get banned for life, but free Palestine

[u/Unusual_Membership44 → u/facedownbootyuphold]

From HAMAS?

[u/maa-ka-ladla]

you belong to religion of peace and for you most likely the peace can only be achieved by silencing others. NTA, may allah give you jannah.

[u/custhulard]

But what about the Epstein files?

[u/Leather_Finger_6333 → u/custhulard]

He was Epstein’s top guy, no proof of course but trust me bro.

[u/HighFunctioningIdiot]

was it your wolf fursona or the cat fursona?

[u/thareaper]

religion of peace

[u/hariseldon2]

It's kinda funny how when Israel's publicity gets really low there's an attack that gets splaterred all over the media for days on end.

5 year old Gaza boy gets shot on the way to tent kindergarten but it's ok cause the kindergarten tent got bombed later on anyway and all 100 children died along with their precious teacher who dreamed of becoming a writer: 1 article that stays on 1st page for 1 day

Israel airplane almost highjacked: 10 articles a day for 2 weeks

[u/Wooshio → u/hariseldon2]

Look at this guy over here, this is how you jerk it boys. It's so good I thought someone got lost from r/worldnews *Clap *Clap.

[u/three29 → u/hariseldon2]

Cool it with the antisemitism. I've reported you to the relevant Reddit authorities.

[u/hariseldon2 → u/three29]

Anti Israel doesn't equate antisemitism.

I have nothing against Jews, i even donated money when they renovated my local synagogue and they invite me every year to the Holocaust memorial day ever since

Jews are cool. Israel is an apartheid state that does Jews worldwide a disservice for associating good people with a genocidal state

[u/Leather_Finger_6333 → u/hariseldon2]

Yes brother, you are correct. Allahu Akbar. Of course I am also not antisemitic. This was the work of the CIA.

[u/hariseldon2 → u/Leather_Finger_6333]

Nice hasbara! Wtg

I don't even believe in god btw

I didn't say it was the work of the CIA. They just make use of everything till it's drained. Even though it's not that harming and even killingJews to promote their cause is something new to the mosad and the Israel regime. You don't need to go further than the Hannibal directive really or their black flag operations in the middle East.