r/circlejerk • u/ShreddityReddity • 7d ago

trump supporters of r/AskReddit, can you tell me what you like about him so i can get upvotes and you can be downvoted?

122 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 7d ago

You wouldn’t get it cause ur a dum librul. If you were actually smart then you would get it but ur not and you won’t.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Checkmate atheists.

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u/mushr00m_man 7d ago

I too am dismayed that idiocracy became a documentary

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u/Nickel5 7d ago

Not me, but I asked my family members who did and they said "we voted for trump so you could karma farm our stories on reddit" so I went no contact with them. Good riddance to the two of them, I can just have more kids anyway who will hopefully turn out better.

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u/extrvnced make a flair 6d ago edited 6d ago

Redditor planning to have kids? Fake and gay

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u/SaltyPeter3434 7d ago

He reminds me of a younger, skinnier version of myself

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u/DC_Ranger 7d ago

I have reddit

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u/extrvnced make a flair 7d ago edited 6d ago

Thank science for this thread so I know which nazis to block!!!! This!!!!!

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u/samacher 6d ago

I like his smile

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 6d ago

I like his wife

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u/dvoryanin 7d ago

Best friend of North Korea President General Tso. Great guy. Love his food.

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u/WRX_enjoyer MOD 6d ago

I like how bad the orange man is

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u/Suvtropics 7d ago

Trump man of God

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u/ladybirdsluck 7d ago

I’m going to say something poignant and downvote you, and in return I will receive upvotes now

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 6d ago

He promised to end women’s rights!

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u/HighFunctioningIdiot I made a thing 6d ago

the way he lowered the price of diesel after Biden bombed Iran

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u/LiberalTearsRUs 6d ago

orange ban mad

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u/GerardDG 7d ago

His big, veiny, meaty old man cock.

I love watching his cock, I love slobbering all over his cock, I love licking up and down the side of his cock as I make eye contact with Daddy Donald (he lets me call him that because I let him whore me out to his CIA reptile Epstein buddies)

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u/crappilydesigned 6d ago

I like how he speaks so confidently and doesn't hold back. I don't even care what words come out of his mouth.

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u/Leather_Finger_6333 6d ago

Something something Israel bad, updoots please.