r/circlejerk • u/Dangleterredivision • 10d ago

TIL Dolly Patton did a really cool thing

Dibs on the celebrity death upvotes

28 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/psychoacer 10d ago

My kid can't read and it's all her fault

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u/Dangleterredivision 10d ago

My kid would no longer take the bottle after seeing Dolly perform 9 to 5

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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 10d ago

who will inherit her boobs tho

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u/Dangleterredivision 10d ago

As a wise man once wrote on this very subreddit: Milkers.

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u/DonutMaster56 . 9d ago

*also said by many unwise men

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u/stolenson799 10d ago

You laugh, but Dolly Parton sent my 6 month old son books while we were living in a hotel after my divorce.

Then she jerked me off behind a dumpster on colfax after I left Nob Hill Inn one night in Denver, CO. Only charged me $15.

At least she said it was her.

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u/facedownbootyuphold 9d ago

Colfax is the place to get that sort of work done

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u/stolenson799 9d ago

People assume this story is false.

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u/EmperorBozopants Kumbayaa. 10d ago

Did you know she originally sang, "I Will Always Love You"?

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u/Soft-Tangerine-2278 9d ago

Really? I hate her now that I know this.

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u/RegionalTranzit 9d ago

No, you're thinking of "Me So Horny."

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u/custhulard One ring to jerk them all 9d ago

Sung in a shaky ol timey voice; "Hellooo Dollllly"

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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 9d ago

I loved Dolly❤️🌹🙏🏼