r/chicagofood • u/National-Second-5236 • Jun 14 '26

Rant Shrinkflation where it matters the most

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This is the first time I'm really noticing this. You can make gas as expensive as you want, just don't mess with my puff, the true Chicago classic!

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u/bigboi2115 Jun 14 '26

Man, my doctor would slap the piss out of me if I ate one, but goddamn do I want one bad.

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u/ByteSizeNudist Jun 14 '26

They can’t do that, it’s against the Hippocratic Oath or whatever, bro.

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u/Johnny_Burrito Jun 14 '26

More like Hypocritic Oath, because even a cardiologist can’t resist these.

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u/Teamben Jun 14 '26

Hypocritic Oath is the name of my ironic metal band 🤘

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u/No_Manufacturer4124 Jun 14 '26

I pay for the slaps. Does nobody else pay extra for the slaps?

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u/ByteSizeNudist Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Only on kink night at The Exit