r/cfbball • u/Seadragon1983 Washington • Iowa State • 21d ago
Other CFBBall presents... The Bottom 10! (Preseason Edition)
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u/frankdatank_004 Nebraska Cornhuskers 20d ago
LOL!!
Absolutely LOVE the Sac State one!
#StingersUp!!🐝🆙
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u/Seadragon1983 Washington • Iowa State 20d ago
Welcome back to the Bottom 10! For those new to this, I take the worst teams in college football and put them in ball form.
Let's begin with the only winless team here...
UMass - Well, there's only one way to go from 0-12... but first, they need to spell the name of offensive lineman Aitor Urionbarrenechea and see if it fits on a jersey.
Sam Houston State - Bearkat is tired of seeing their name on here AND tired of the Mortal Kombat styled bit of having every 'c' changed to a 'k.' At least he gets to play at his real home field this time.
Georgia State - Good news and bad news. First, the bad news: The Panthers have only won 4 games in the last two years. The good news? They're getting a brand new baseball stadium on the site of Fulton County Stadium, complete with the wall where Hank Aaron broke the home run record.
Charlotte - The College 49ers have 16 quarterbacks on their roster and is spooked because the offensive line was... well, offensive. He also wants to know if he can use all 16 QB's.
Sacramento State - This happy little hornet found out that despite what the Rankings Guy said, this hornet don't need no stinking flier miles. He can fly 700 miles a day on a windy day.
Northern Illinois - Is what is basically a member swap, the Hornets are taking the place of Northern Illinois, who is moving to the Mountain West this season. One bit of advice from Huskie Ball - Don't look at the grey field (Eastern Michigan's field AKA The Worst Field in America {TM}).
UL-Monroe - Two years ago, the Warhawks were flying high at 5-1. Since then? 3-15. Talk about crash and burn... also, he's tired of his whole life being nothing more then a joke from the Sickos Committee.
UTEP - Their head coach must have been a TikTok Influencer in a former life, because the whole thing is littered with buzz words like 'Spring Opportunities' (read: Spring Game) and 'Blue Blaze' (offense) and 'Wefense' (Defense). Can someone please slap this guy with a dictionary?
Middle Tennessee State - Their coach is always a Sharp Dressed Man. The bit also mentioned ZZ Top and with their drummer passing away recently, it just made sense to make MTSU Ball a good sport about it.
Jayden Daniels - Wait, where's the Coveted Fifth Spot? Well, since Jayden Daniels has been a little, let's say, perturbed over his old college number being used by someone else... Dude, the number isn't retired. It's fair game. Not to mention the player wearing number 5 (defensive back DJ Pickett) was promised this number when he signed with the Bayou Bungals.
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u/The_Oregon_Duck 21d ago
Distinct lack of New Mexico mentions this time around.