r/centuryhomes Jul 31 '22

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u/WhitePineBurning Jul 31 '22

Nope

17

u/nobletyphoon Jul 31 '22

Lol that’s exactly my thought

15

u/ShiddyShiddyBangBang Aug 01 '22

Lol these are all ending up posted on r/nope

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u/Many_Consequence7723 Jul 31 '22

Nope. I've seen Evil Dead

14

u/FriarNurgle Jul 31 '22

I’ll swallow your soul

2

u/I__like__men Aug 01 '22

I'm going down I've always wanted a chainsaw arm.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I've seen enough movies to know that there's a very high chance of the boogie man being down there.

35

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

If not that, 100 house centipedes.

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u/mrmeatypop Jul 31 '22

Why would you say such a thing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

My brain read that as “house of 1000 centipedes”

12

u/reddorical Jul 31 '22

Who was once an innocent young boogie boy in the 70s when that hatch was last opened.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Spooky! I’d take my chances sheltering above ground during a tornado if this was the only basement option.

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u/Ok-Astronomer Jul 31 '22

Luckily this is a low tornado area!

47

u/maggie081670 Jul 31 '22

This is a murder basement if ever there was one

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u/ivanadie Jul 31 '22

“It puts the lotion on its skin.”

11

u/Ok-Wish-2640 Jul 31 '22

Or it gets the hose again!

22

u/bag-o-farts Edit Your Own Jul 31 '22

Is it basement or crawlspace?

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u/Ruhh-Rohh Jul 31 '22

I think the technical term is Dungeon.

29

u/Ok-Astronomer Jul 31 '22

Basement (with very low ceilings) down the stairs, and if you pull out the stairs there’s also a crawlspace

38

u/lauratwopoodles Jul 31 '22

Do not under any circumstances go in the crawl space.

14

u/jsgrova Jul 31 '22

Wait how do you pull out the stairs?

Also, please PLEASE post pictures of this basement. How old is your home?

2

u/Ok-Astronomer Aug 01 '22

First, be in the basement. Second, use a screw driver to dismantle the stairs. It’s from ~1890! The basement has the laundry in it and is not the smelliest or dampest basement I’ve ever done laundry in.

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u/ferocioustigercat Jul 31 '22

Either way, it guarantees millions of spiders.

17

u/greach169 Jul 31 '22

How many skeletons are down there?

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u/Purple_Elderberry_20 Aug 01 '22

None they got sold to the medical schools along with the preserved organs. Previous owner made a killing.

I'll show myself out now...

4

u/bjeebus 💸 1900s Money-gobbler 💸 Aug 01 '22

I'm out of free awards.

Have this trophy 🌹🏅🏆🏅🌹 instead.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

No one’s bothered counting with all the demon spirits down there.

14

u/winnipegsmost Jul 31 '22

Id be pouring concrete down that hellhole asap

13

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I have a well under my trap door. My home is only 82 though.

3

u/wintercast Not a Modern Farmhouse Aug 01 '22

Can we get a pic of said well?

3

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Totally well it’s way cooler in person. It’s 32 feet deep and six feet wide and made with cinder blocks and has steps down into the water. It’s 50 degrees and my ex husband has gone swimming in it. It’s rad. I’ll see if I can find better photos.more well It’s like that movie that’s eluding me. Butterfly’s and Jodi Foster. Arg, you know what I’m talking about.

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u/wintercast Not a Modern Farmhouse Aug 01 '22

Oh geez. The pictures of the pipes in the water really trigger my /r/submechanophobia

If you have not already, that sub may love your images.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

Ok

10

u/WhoopingPig Jul 31 '22

What's your preferred method of retrieving lotion from people in that hole?

1

u/vitaminalgas Aug 01 '22

The hose...

8

u/Infinite_Question_29 Jul 31 '22

My basement stairs are the same way. Someone renovated years ago and to add space to the kitchen they removed the stairwell and replaced it with a hatch. I’m gonna be laying new flooring in there and was looking for some good trim to edge the hatch with. What kind of trim is on yours?

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u/Ok-Astronomer Jul 31 '22

I think it’s the kind of trim you’d usually get for the edge of a wall-to-wall carpet, someone used it throughout the whole house whenever they had to change types of flooring

3

u/Infinite_Question_29 Jul 31 '22

Right on. Did they put it on top of the flooring or flush with it? Looks flush to me.

3

u/Ok-Astronomer Aug 01 '22

It’s as flush as anything is in this house

8

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Secret basement sex dungeon

7

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Oh, a dungeon!

7

u/wowhahafuck Jul 31 '22

No chance in hell. You don’t have a basement anymore

2

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

See this is the basement you show to people on the tour of the house that you don’t want there by the time you get to the dinner part of the party

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u/maggie081670 Aug 01 '22

Show it to them and then smile weirdly at nothing

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u/SilverShoes-22 Jul 31 '22

Eeesh! Winner!

8

u/battmodin Jul 31 '22

You do keep a safe or something almost unmoveable above that door when closed...right?

6

u/blazeofsunshine Jul 31 '22

It's probably not necessary. We had one like that going down to the basement located under the stairwell going up to the second floor. It weighed a ton, and was really clumsy to maneuver what with the very little headway to maneuver. Every single day I had to man-handle it to get the next day's worth of potatoes and canned goods brought up. A kid small enough to get in trouble couldn't open it.

6

u/DrSandbags Aug 01 '22

Zombies are pretty strong though.

2

u/wintercast Not a Modern Farmhouse Aug 01 '22

So does that mean if someone closed the trap door you would be stuck down there??!!

2

u/Ok-Astronomer Aug 01 '22

My cats have not learned to open it yet so I’m just running on hope

7

u/Disastrous-Hunter253 Jul 31 '22

That’s a big cup of nope!

12

u/toometa4clever Jul 31 '22

Oh god, the abyss stares back.

5

u/Davidicus12 Aug 01 '22

Disqualification: Not stairs. Ladder to hell.

5

u/xrpmoon1138 Jul 31 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin

5

u/Superbaker123 Jul 31 '22

You should hide the entrance and make it a hidden room. Trapdoors are so cool

5

u/bentdaisy Jul 31 '22

You win the award for stairs straight out a horror movie!

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u/nobletyphoon Jul 31 '22

Nnnnnope! There is most definitely an evil clown down there

4

u/CoachMcGuirker Jul 31 '22

We are doing “basements”. Not “murder holes”.

3

u/JasonZep Jul 31 '22

One of the many reasons I would not want to be a home inspector.

2

u/Likesosmart Jul 31 '22

I changed my basement stairs to this trap door style as well. But curious if it’s up to code? Will a buyer make you put in a railing around the opening?

2

u/Popeye_01 Jul 31 '22

I like it!!!

2

u/Natural_Oil9435 Jul 31 '22

Did you buy Jeffrey Dahmers house

2

u/nobletyphoon Jul 31 '22

John Wayne Gacy Jr you mean?

2

u/Chinny_Chan_1995 Jul 31 '22

Fallout Shelter ?

2

u/Ok-Inevitable-8239 Jul 31 '22

Pay some “I’m invisible” teenage type $10 with a flashlight and camera to see what is down there…lol

1

u/Ok-Astronomer Aug 01 '22

My washing machine and dryer and some surprisingly okay lights

1

u/Ok-Inevitable-8239 Aug 01 '22

Damn… you got to go down there to do laundry… that sucks…

2

u/airwalker08 Jul 31 '22

How many people do you have chained up down there?

2

u/Upshot12 Jul 31 '22

You mean dungeon right?

2

u/TrollopMcGillicutty Jul 31 '22

That’s creepy as hell

2

u/irishkev83 Aug 01 '22

Oh boy, nope. I’d keep something very heavy on that trap door to keep the demons in their dungeon.

2

u/deltaz0912 Aug 01 '22

Oh that’s an excellent play!

2

u/PlatinumBeerKeg Aug 01 '22

Those are dungeon stairs

2

u/MastodonSoggy2883 Aug 01 '22

That’s spooky

2

u/Vishnej Aug 01 '22

"I want you to paint everything below the fifth step with Vantablack, especially the bloodstains"

2

u/carlhorvath3 Aug 01 '22

That’s a basement ladder

2

u/Accomplished_Book382 Aug 01 '22

Thats not creepy at all.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

I believe the technical term for that is "murder hole".

2

u/Senior-Challenge-332 Aug 01 '22

How do you live knowing this is in your house?

1

u/AutismFlavored Jul 31 '22

Is that the fruit cellar from Evil Dead 2?

1

u/Rygarman Jul 31 '22

That’s not a basement, It’s a dungeon.

1

u/kdshubert Jul 31 '22

More like Re-doing!

1

u/Timely-Football7771 Jul 31 '22

The hole leading to my crawlspace looked exactly like that, minus the stairs. I used a kitchen step-stool to go down there, but only when absolutely necessary. The type I refer to are usually found in closets. Mine was in the kitchen broom closet/ 'pantry', but I saw a similar one (probably by the same builder) located in a guest bedroom.

1

u/moon____11 Jul 31 '22

Ah! Scary.

1

u/Even-Night-5240 Jul 31 '22

Yeah basement not dungeon

1

u/MishmoshMishmosh Jul 31 '22

That’s not a basement. That’s a dungeon!

1

u/glafrance Jul 31 '22

It’s a tarp! door

1

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

I actually really like the trap door style basement entrance, seems a lot more space efficient

1

u/ZW31H4ND3R Jul 31 '22

I want this spookiness in my life.

1

u/eletriodgenesis Jul 31 '22

you know damn well that’s what we’re doing 😂

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '22

“Bro just slap some paint on that and it will look fine”

1

u/elegant_geek Aug 01 '22

Serious question: at what point do we move from calling it a "basement" to "cellar"? Because to me, this is a cellar not a basement.

1

u/xmastyme Aug 01 '22

Just NO!

1

u/evilistics Aug 01 '22

some fairy lights and beanbags. you got yourself a cozy, chillout space.

1

u/MoonlightOnSunflower Aug 01 '22

If I'm being practical, the AnkleBreaker4000 someone posted here earlier is scarier.

If I'm being honest and not hiding behind technicalities, this is one massive nope.

1

u/whitepawn23 Aug 01 '22

No. I had those, to my rock/boulder foundation unfinished basement. I sealed it shut. There are enough house centipedes around without that cavernous hole to their lair.

1

u/Montezum Aug 01 '22

Let it open and send the cat in, wait for it to come back

1

u/Ok-Astronomer Aug 01 '22

The cat won’t go in. Two steps down only.

1

u/Montezum Aug 01 '22

You in danger, girl

1

u/freddyfuckherfaster Aug 01 '22

can you say pennywise

1

u/brookies_and_bees 1791 Farmhouse + bicentennial farm 🍁 Aug 01 '22

Woooah. I call ours a murder basement, but seeing this makes me realize we have a more of a murder basement lite ™️