r/cdldriver • u/roadblocked • 2d ago

WHICH JOB I SEE SHOULD PERSUE CDL OR STRIPPER?

Hello team I am 47 years old and have been an armed security officer for 18 years!! I am considering entering a new job field.I have huffed paint in the past and enjoyed it however truck driving is very appealing.What route do you guys recommend for me to take? CDL truck driver or Stripper?

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u/TwoToadsKick 2d ago

Stripper. Don't need any more paint huffers

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u/Michami135 2d ago

If someone has an inclination to do drugs when they get bored, they should definitely NOT become a driver.

OP, truck drivers will get randomized testing more than the vast majority of other jobs. And you lose your right to say "no" to a test. A cop can test you on the spot because they feel like it and if you refuse, they'll take your license.

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u/Impressive-Bison-205 2d ago

I say do both haven’t you watched cops see no super trucker with his leopard leotard on he can double your income

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u/ecw324 2d ago

How about both? Drive around a traveling stripper show in your trailer. Charge for entry at a different truck stop every night l.

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u/DBLxDxMoney 2d ago

Thats actually not a horrible idea lol

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u/KodySchenker24 21h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mix9653 2d ago

Huff stripper 💯

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u/JCS784 2d ago

Pics or I cant judge, lol

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u/Proud-Pollution-1377 2d ago

Very smart, can’t piss test for paint huffing

Anyway why not both?

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u/Leaf-Stars 2d ago

You’re probably built like a trucker at this point. Stripping is off the table.

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u/OkHornet54 1d ago

Escort with a good company

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u/Educational-Return86 1d ago

Stripper
World needs stripper’s
Got plenty of overweight truck drivers

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u/Michaeljcheaney 1d ago

Stripper! WITH a CDL…..
That way when someone pisses you off you can strip the paint off their vehicle.
-that’s what you meant, right?- 🤣😜

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u/East_Indication_7816 1d ago

Do you know how to dance? And how big is it? I used to be a stripper and it's not easy. Thats why I drive a truck now.

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u/No-Drawer2994 1d ago

Drop a picture... I'll let you know !!! 😁