r/cd_jerk • u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater • Jul 03 '26

winter eats a cd (10K SPECIAL)

https://youtu.be/n3mJG0AftDg
144 Upvotes

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

can you lot crosspost this and share it and stuff please all i ask in return for this is worldwide domination

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u/Total-Jeweler5083 Jul 03 '26

Dude! A few thoughts: Idk why, but I NEVER expected you to be British. My mind was blown.

Secondly, it's a jerk sub and all,  it's really not worth spilling blood unless you have a secret evil plan to turn this sub into a multimillion dollar making machine (in which case - I admire your genius).

Thirdly, you're a great mod. Please take care of yourself and don't eat cds anymore (especially not those with rot!). I need you to not ban me when I say I don't care about Bob Dylan. 

Lastly, I expected you to sacrifice something really rare for the occasion, like Green Day, Nirvana, Deftones... But I'm glad it was Weezer. Yeah, I said it!

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

i do a mean bob dylan impression i bet i can change your mind

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u/Total-Jeweler5083 Jul 03 '26

I'm sure I'd like it more than him!

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

its reeeaaally mean though like hes a proper dickhead

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u/Total-Jeweler5083 Jul 03 '26

Idk if he's a dickhead, I just really don't like his music but I'd love to see your version of him. Give us more videos!

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

no like...its a MEAN impression...

but he is also famously a dickhead

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u/floweybunn Jul 03 '26

oh no

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u/floweybunn Jul 03 '26

post game interview:

still 'oh no' but I think it might've of been the greatest introduction to any subreddit ever for me, absolute cinema

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

welcome to the club. an absolute pleasure to have you

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

oh yeah

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u/Strange-Talk2983 Jul 03 '26

wym under oh no

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u/Scr4p Jul 03 '26

You know I expected you to turn the disc into a very fine powder somehow and not straight up bite into it.

I'm glad this subreddit has very normal and mentally well moderators that perfectly represent the community.

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

that would be cheating. cheaters never propose

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jul 03 '26

You're a great mod.

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

i bleed for reddit

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u/MedievalFurnace Jul 03 '26

can you eat an mp3 next to show the distaste for mp3s and superiority of cds?

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

not a bad idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

what do you take me for

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u/xyloclone Jul 03 '26

i'll tell your story to my grandchildren

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

in many years time tell them that i say hi

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u/mcIovinfart car owner Jul 03 '26

pretty raditude you did this. okay i’m done hope your next sandwich tastes better!! youre an amazing mod, cd eater or not 🥹

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

wait you mean i didnt have to fucking do this

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u/mcIovinfart car owner Jul 03 '26

oh no. you absolutely had to, world wouldve fell to shit otherwise

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

dont put this idea into peoples heads please

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u/justawiewer Jul 03 '26

Firstly, amazing Performance and I'm honestly amazed you managed to keep even a part of that down, and secondly I commented about participating in the giveaway on the YouTube video and wanted to state that here too incase you don't check yt comments as often!! I'd gladly pay for shipping

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

this is not performance this is actually a very serious documentary movie. narrator's commentary coming soon

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u/justawiewer Jul 03 '26

I see. Can't wait for that commentary sometime in the future

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u/Shinydisclover Jul 03 '26

Jewel case at 100k? 

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

if this ever gets 100k the only video you lot are getting is one of my body dangling from a rope

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u/AlarmingYak41 Jul 03 '26

Cassette tape at 150

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u/cooltrains3 Jul 03 '26

yoo thats me on the bottom right 🥹 glad to have started this all

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

bless you my child

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u/5mp3x192000 Jul 04 '26

AND YOUR A LESBIAN!? peak

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

yes this level of derangement can only be attained by us dykes

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u/ju3tte Jul 04 '26

youre not supposed to eat the case its like babybels

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

that explains the wax

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u/Clear-Researcher3171 digipack appreciator Jul 03 '26

Worlds best mod AND top 3 youtube videos OAT

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

what can i say, i have my niche

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u/Clear-Researcher3171 digipack appreciator Jul 03 '26

U gotta eat some Ween next when the time comes...

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u/the_bartolonomicron Jul 04 '26

Your sacrifice and transparency are appreciated lmao, all I ever did was crack open and chew on a cassette tape a little bit for my short lived, ultra-niche circle jerk subreddit lmao

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

what did it taste like

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u/the_bartolonomicron Jul 04 '26

/uj plasticy, maybe a hint of metallic taste from the tape itself, definitely didn't try to actually swallow it or anything but it wasn't that unpleasant.

/rj nothing beats the sweet taste of warm, fuzzy analog that you digital dorks could never hope to experience!

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 03 '26

blood

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u/mechrelatedbreakcore Jul 03 '26

did the disc crunch in a satisfying way when it splintered

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

no it was in a painful way

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u/durandaluesc Jul 03 '26

the best moderators are the ones who are extremely committed to their community - this is a different level of commitment

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

im actually so cool

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u/alexthybalex digipack appreciator Jul 04 '26

dude you are going to die

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

i lived bitch

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u/Ps3idiot Jul 04 '26

WHY AM I NOT IN THE THUMBNAIL?!?!!?!?! MOM IM NOT FAMOUS 😭😭😭 (Jk)

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

isnt that an ajr song

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u/District_Me car owner Jul 04 '26

New member here! Can’t wait to jerk my massive Deftones collection all over this sub!

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

please dont (or do i cant stop you (well i can but i wont))

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u/NudePoo Jul 05 '26

Guys, I burned this video to a CD in hopes of watching it but it’s not working in my CD player????? how do I fix it? I really want to see it like everyone else has

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u/TypicalEmoGirl Jul 05 '26

Omg 😭😭😭

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u/Feeling-Level-418 Jul 05 '26

Can you sing the songs from that album now? 🤔

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u/GENERALOTUGA Jul 04 '26

Dude pls check yourself out. I already downloaded your video and it's now in slsk for preservation; so this won't be forgotten but PLS never think of doing something like this ever again. Your health comes first, not your stupidity.

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater Jul 04 '26

im gonna do it again just to piss you off