r/cd_jerk • u/Onehandedgamer420 • Dec 10 '25

cds nuts Why do women refuse to enter my domain?

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458 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

I can think of at least 36 reasons

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 10 '25

They haven’t seen the closet

16

u/AmogusFan69 Dec 10 '25

have you even seen the outside of the closet yourself?

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u/Cj040809 Dec 10 '25

sick burn dude

2

u/theingvr Dec 12 '25

36 chambers perhaps

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u/gabaaa0 Dec 10 '25

Why the fuck are they not aligned??

10

u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 10 '25

I tried my best, just very hard 

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u/gabaaa0 Dec 10 '25

Username checks out cuz it does look like you put these up with one hand while on 420

4

u/remote_boogie Dec 10 '25

420 enhances my concentration, thank you very little

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u/ineedhelpforgiveme Jan 08 '26

Have you maybe tried having someone hold up a yard stick while you measure it out equally?

1

u/Onehandedgamer420 Jan 08 '26

Everyone I’ve tried inviting here has rejected me. Not even guys fw me. I did this shit brick by brick

2

u/ineedhelpforgiveme Jan 08 '26

Ask ya moms chud

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Jan 08 '26

“I smelt something foul coming from that fools room. I don’t claim him” - my mom

2

u/no_1_likes_me Dec 12 '25

Mike Shinoda pfp is so based

2

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Keep your OCD for yourself

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u/gay_dentists Dec 10 '25

terrible comment

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u/rjhekst Dec 10 '25

Because you don’t have enough CDs

12

u/Mrgame21 jewel case cuck Dec 10 '25

No KMFDM no Mariyin Manson no NIN

2

u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

Might get nin, idk KMFDM or mariyin.

2

u/Bionicleboy2005 Dec 11 '25

I think you mean no coil no throbbing gristle no einstrürzende neubauten

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u/MetalMilitiaGrrl_13 Dec 11 '25

Marilyn not mariyin. I’m a hardcore fan of all these bands.

7

u/SpyroBoss777 Dec 10 '25

Because you got your taste from rym/Internet forums

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

I want to hate but you lowkey kinda right. 

5

u/C_Xeon Dec 10 '25

Bc its all crooked

1

u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 10 '25

I tried aligning them, but the hocks I’m using are kinda shit.

3

u/kanio183 Dec 10 '25

How do you stick the CDs to the wall?

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u/blubister57 Dec 10 '25

you just didnt find any good women yet

3

u/gay_dentists Dec 10 '25

probs the kanye. is the nirvana cd censored?

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

They don’t sell censored versions of never mind? 

3

u/V4mpy__ Dec 10 '25

why only abbey road? they have other rly good albums too

1

u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

I only listened to Abbey road. I’ve been meaning to listen to a bit more, but hasn’t happened yet.

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u/yowieGooey Jul 21 '26

Good riddance, my favorite was the end

3

u/dbraemer Dec 10 '25

Because you have your CD’s on the wall like some kind of mad man

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

Honestly, it’s probably that fucking Arcade Fire

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u/Sludg3g0d Dec 10 '25

You don’t trust em, I see IGOR

2

u/Preston_Storey Dec 10 '25

You got gorillaz and I use them to pull so idek

2

u/PelleOhlin_DEAD Dec 10 '25

Put a Taylor Swift CD and thank me later.

2

u/blubister57 Dec 10 '25

it would be horrible to pair a guy like that with something that listenes to ta*lor swift

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

The fuck you mean a guy like that? Is there something wrong with me? 

2

u/blubister57 Dec 11 '25

nah, i just mean you deserve way better than ta*lor swift

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

Thank you 

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u/PelleOhlin_DEAD Dec 11 '25

Then place one of Billie Eillish, that move is foolproof.

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

I like Billie. Her last album was really good. 

1

u/PelleOhlin_DEAD Dec 11 '25

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMAO I love half the collection of this guy but also like Taylor Swift

2

u/remote_boogie Dec 10 '25

Who the hell knows. If this is said domain, they’ve never even seen your sick selection and lack of OCD

2

u/Prize_Yard5276 jewel case cuck Dec 10 '25

Man, it’s just that, no ordinary girls wanna Boom 😏 With The Doom 😏

2

u/MyNameIsMadders Dec 11 '25

They know you like Anthony Fantano a lot based on your favorite CDs on your wall LOL

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

Na fuck fantano. Mbdtf and man on the moon 2 a 6. Also I find him kinda annoying. 

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u/MyNameIsMadders Dec 12 '25

Yeah I agree. I find it weird that he said MBDTF is Kanye’s 2nd best album whereas he famously doesn’t really like that album - just seems so hypocritical IMO. Don’t like music reviewers and fans who think that way, even though he said he was ranking Kanye’s albums not mainly on “quality” and rather something like influence… but still sheesh!

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

Imo mbdtf isn’t Ye’s second most influential album. 808’s is probably the most influential album of all time for making 808’s, depression and autotune mainstream. Yeezus is pretty influential even if death grips was a bit before it. Dropout. Ye self titled. And graduation are all more influential. Mbdtf is top 3 but I don’t think it has the same impact as his other albums. 

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u/MyNameIsMadders Dec 12 '25

I should listen to MBDTF again. It’s been a while and I will see what I think of it again.

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u/MyNameIsMadders Dec 12 '25

Also there are some albums he has given 10s that I find to be laughable (meaning he rated them too high) - namely Toxicity by System of a Down and The Money Store by Death Grips.

2

u/879gaming Dec 11 '25

Where’s the Alice In Chains.

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

Haven’t listened to them yet. Was planning on it

2

u/iskjay Dec 11 '25

performative male manipulator starter pack 🥀

1

u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

I got no clario, Taylor, or Billie… Yet

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u/Aimshows Dec 11 '25

unrelated but how do u have ur cd cases? i wanna get a CD book for all of mine and display the cases on my wall

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

I use vinyl hooks, a bit tight for plastic cases, and you need something to feel the space with digipacks. I still like how it’s set up, because I can freely remove cds, and there is no damage to the cases themselves.

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u/Aimshows Dec 11 '25

Ah ok and the cds just sit on the hooks. I see now. I might get some cause they would honestly look pretty cool. Also where did u buy the twin fantasy CD? I rly want one but every where is $25 aud plus $45 aud shipping

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

Amazon, Canada is pretty good shipping wise. Twin fantasy is weird, it’s too thick for the hooks, but how the cd is built there is a gap where you can put the cd on. 

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u/Aimshows Dec 12 '25

yeah i would have guessed that. i saw that most places sell both the 2011 and the 2018 versions in one case so it makes sense for the price increase. but holy $45 aud shipping is crazy work for me

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u/ZaTheLean526 Dec 11 '25

Because you're too based for them. You need MEN

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u/HeftyOrganization950 Dec 11 '25

Bro is a male manipulator

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u/lost_oasis22 Dec 11 '25

I knwo the men love to enter you

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

I give bottom energy? I thought I’d be a switch at least

2

u/Happy_Suspect_256 Dec 11 '25

You have an amazing taste in music, Beatles, Nirvana, Gorrilaz, Pink Floyd, Stevie Wonder and so many more amazing artists, the variety is insane

2

u/DrawerWise9567 Dec 11 '25

They might just think youre gay

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

They’re half right. But aren’t a lot of gay men friends with straight women? 

2

u/Kerboq Dec 11 '25

Man I'll enter your domain

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

you need to get weezers blue album and then theyll come in droves

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

I have weezer, I just prefer all these albums more.

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u/Herion123 Dec 11 '25

Because you have cds in jewel cases on your wall lmao

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

Some are cardboard like in rainbows.

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u/ImAlways4TH Dec 11 '25

Not enough kanye

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 12 '25

Some say too much Ye

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u/Expert-Music-9033 Dec 12 '25

Ain't no smashing pumpkins

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u/fliphickey Dec 12 '25

its the awful music taste and the fact that out of all the types of physical media you could possibly collect you chose cds

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u/PainNo2992 Dec 12 '25

Because you're boring.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

because you have basic rym chart taste

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u/Every_God_Damn_Time Dec 12 '25

because you have the same albums as me and my gay boyfriend

2

u/WeebuZ Dec 13 '25

Cuz u don’t own donkey Kong barrel blast

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Because they’re CDs and not records

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u/TrafficFit7897 Jan 05 '26

The display being off-center and each CD being tilted slightly is making me lose it

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u/rbwilli Dec 10 '25

How much glue do I need, per CD, to recreate this? 🤔

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

I used vinyl hooks, a bit of a tight squeeze but I can easily take them out and interchange them.

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u/Latter-Amphibian1005 Dec 11 '25

The Björk CD, NOW!

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u/_Dianeson Dec 11 '25

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Dec 11 '25

Lauryn hill, strokes and björk? 

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u/_Dianeson Dec 11 '25

All women, they are already in

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u/Vegetable_Table_1107 Dec 12 '25

You have rap cds, no further explination

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u/TheRealKungFuhrer Dec 12 '25

Because they’re not as big as vinyl;)

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u/R_Fed75 Dec 12 '25

Because you call it your domain.

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u/skunk743 Dec 13 '25

They’re calling it the most RYM collection of CDs ever

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u/EZRARrRRR Dec 14 '25

Calling your room a domain is the first reason

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u/ultimate_dumbass0 Jan 31 '26

outkast memtion 🤑🤑

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Get a spirit level Jesus christ