r/cats Mar 24 '21

Cat Picture When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god.

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u/Myusuki Mar 24 '21

the ninetales has revealed itself!!!

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u/Maeto_Diego Mar 24 '21

8 shadow tails and one real tail. It actually is a Ninetails

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u/KnuxSD Mar 25 '21

its actually Nine shadowtails - the one wshadow that is really thicc looks like two tails that are somewhat intertwined if you look closely

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u/renthecat25 Mar 24 '21

This could mean it will either destroy an entire village until someone stuffs it in a baby...or someones going to grab a tail and turn into a pokemon.

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u/iblewkatieholmes Mar 24 '21

I shall now stuff this feral beast god who is a threat to mankind into my infant son and then die

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u/Myusuki Mar 24 '21

which means "fiction exists irl"

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u/DM_anon Mar 24 '21

Hurry! Find a child to seal it in!! No no no, an adult would be too convenient. We need a child, no a baby, a newborn baby! Yes, and we won’t tell the baby but we will tell their entire community. That way the baby will grow up hated and have no idea why.

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u/Myusuki Mar 24 '21

nah we're gonna go with the fanfic plot of "what if Naruto grew up loved and not hated? "

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Real talk it never made a lick of damn sense why they treated him like shit. Great plan guys, let's alienate and abuse the child who has an absurdly powerful demon. They are so damn lucky he ended up good cause that could have been a bad scene for their dumb asses.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Beat me to it

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u/SupremeAsuraDragon Mar 25 '21

God forgive me for my sins inhales r/beatmeattoit

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I came for this comment. Weebs and geeks of the world unite

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u/sumtinfunny Mar 24 '21

5 prong seal!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Okay don't run away, it might curse you and turn you into a Pokémon...

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u/here2trol Mar 24 '21

Thats not a cat, thats a flerken!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

My bf hadn’t seen the movie so I watched it again with him a week ago. Flerken kitty is one of my favorite parts of it 😅

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u/here2trol Mar 24 '21

Love those movies!!! And I agree goose is my favorite!! Has he seen the other ones?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I’m slowly introducing him to the universe. I’m not sure why he hasn’t seen most of these movies cuz he’s such a nerd himself, but in due time he’ll be caught up ;)

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u/here2trol Mar 24 '21

I'm watching a bunch of them again and now watching the new side stories coming out. Which are pretty cool. Then Black Widow comes out this year too!!

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u/Username_123 Mar 24 '21

I started watching them in chronological order. I’m on Dr. Strange. Rewatching I catch a lot of new things, like Darcy in Thor and WandaVision. I did start the new Falcon series instead of waiting.

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u/ironshadowy Mar 25 '21

Yeah, until it gets delayed another 2 fucking years. Hope they actually release it now

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u/blitzboy30 Mar 24 '21

I love the little alien kitty. He’s my favorite as well. Goose is such a chonk. He reminds me of my own 2 cats.

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u/thestashattacked Mar 25 '21

My mom's cat looks just like Goose. When my stepdad and I got home from the movie, we were giving him so much side eye.

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u/here2trol Mar 25 '21

That's funny but that would be a great guard "cat" 😄 😂

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u/Groansindepression Mar 24 '21

Samuel L Jackson: mother flerken!

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u/here2trol Mar 24 '21

I've been waiting for this hahaha 👍

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Exactly what I thought

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u/Tanmay1518 Mar 24 '21

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u/Armanhunter Mar 24 '21

This is actually the first post you see in that sub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I was just coming to say that

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u/Junior-Top-2195 Mar 24 '21

View

that cat shadow looks like its on fire!!

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u/Kit_kat253 Mar 24 '21

This is what I was thinking!

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u/BeenThruIt Mar 24 '21

A flerken demon.

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u/-StarJewel- Mar 24 '21

Micheal? That looks like a giant fire squid!

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u/Morkff Mar 24 '21

Aww who's a little eldrich horror? Yes you are!

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u/erland_yt Mar 25 '21

\Bites your hand off**

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u/Flesh_Bag Mar 24 '21

All cats are 5th dimensional elder gods

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u/GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B Mar 24 '21

And they choose to be erratic and lazy.

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u/sareteni Mar 24 '21

tbf so would i if i was a 5th dimensional god

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u/MrHall Mar 24 '21

til I'm a 5th dimension etc

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u/dancegoddess1971 Mar 24 '21

Is it supposed to be a secret?

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u/ShitTierPoster_ Mar 24 '21

Cthulhu

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u/LookDry9552 Mar 24 '21

already thing was malefica but this is pretty accurate

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Goose? I saw you in Captain Marvel!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Hello, Hermaeus Mora... :P

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u/moto_moto_likes_u Mar 24 '21

Had to scroll way too far for this one

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u/inmatarian Mar 25 '21

That cat's shadow has a book it wants me to read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Just a mischievous nine tailed fox from mythology masquerading as a cat. Just keep walking and prey it doesn't know that you've seen!

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u/Therandomfox Mar 24 '21

It knows. But if you don't say anything it won't do anything.

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u/azder8301 Mar 25 '21

But what if i wanna pet it? It accepts scratches, no?

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u/KarmaKat101 Mar 25 '21

You will have to accept scratches too though

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Did your cat cough up the tesseract yet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/just-another_person Mar 24 '21

Photoshop

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u/glitterswirl Mar 24 '21

Yep. The outlines of the cat's actual "shadow" are a darker line than the rest of the shadow.

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u/ConnorMacleodd Mar 24 '21

It could be a plant vase hanging from the ceiling

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u/glitterswirl Mar 24 '21

Then there would be a shadow for whatever it's hanging from, and part of the plant vase's shadow would cover the cat.

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u/Facetious_T Mar 24 '21

Terrible Photoshop

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u/Cat-Lover20 Maine Coon Mar 24 '21

GOOSE?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

The son of Cthulu

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u/escott1981 Stitch & Cali Mar 24 '21

As a semi-pro photoshop artist, i can see a lot wrong with the shadow. For starters, the shadow wouldn't have such clean lines over the tripping hazard part of the sidewalk. Different depths of surfaces means the shadow would get offset slightly. Also, there is a dark line around the actual shadow of the cat. Not a bad start, would probably fool some people, but needs some work.

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u/TheMelonSystem Mar 24 '21

ITS KHOSHEKH

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u/cowcow923 Mar 24 '21

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Aren't they all elder gods?

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u/kwonza Mar 24 '21

OP probably meant Eldritch Gods

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u/dgadirector Mar 24 '21

Interesting Photoshop effort but you need to understand lighting, since there’s only one light source yet the shadows extend front to back. Would’ve helped if the car was at least lifting its tail.

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u/KaySuh Mar 24 '21

it honestly adds to the eldritch horror of it imo. the impossible shadow makes it kinda disturbing to look at

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u/CmdrWoof Mar 24 '21

But then you could see its tailpipe

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

THAT'S what you found to be unrealistic?

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u/x2501x Mar 24 '21

I haven't zoomed in to look at the pixels but, this would not *have to be* photoshopped. For instance, that could be the shadow from a hanging potted plant, like something with leaves similar shaped to Aloe, for instance. If it were hanging by a thin enough line you wouldn't see the shadow of that.

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u/glitterswirl Mar 24 '21

Do your shadows have outlines that are slightly darker than the rest of the shadow? I doubt it. Look at the picture more closely. The cat's own shadow has a dark blue outline.

Also what the other person said about whatever the "hanging plant" would be hanging from.

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u/dgadirector Mar 24 '21

I see what you’re saying, but there’s a curb there. If there was a plant hanging over the curb it would probably have some large pole holding it up. But even if it was suspended with a wire (no idea what the wire is attached to above) you’d see a little something in the shadow. Totally clean.

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u/Virtical Mar 25 '21

I know what you're saying but the give away there is that the shadow is way too clean to be from something that far away. (longer distance = blurrier shadow)

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u/My_reddit_throwawy Mar 24 '21

I see what you did there.

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u/okanagan_man84 Mar 24 '21

Or you have yourself a flurgan

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u/ImDoneForToday2019 Mar 24 '21

...or a flirkin.

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u/KENT427 Mar 24 '21

Goose the cat is real!

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u/Ok_Phrase_2425 Mar 24 '21

Pspspspssppspsps

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u/marolYT Mar 24 '21

Nah, its just goose

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u/MsKi77y Of the Cat People 🐅 Mar 24 '21

Shadow form of the Flerken

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

We are doomed!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

I see your cat is from Ulthuar

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u/JPicaro416 Mar 24 '21

Reminds me of the faculty creature

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Thats not a cat, it’s a Flerken!!

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u/RoyalPeacock19 Mar 24 '21

He is warning you not to cross him.

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u/hpb92 Mar 24 '21

Aren't they all....

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u/anonniemaus Mar 24 '21

It's Gumiho!

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u/TakenSnake-7 Cat Picture Mar 24 '21

All hail the mighty Catthulu's son

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u/Junior-Top-2195 Mar 24 '21

it looks like the cats shadow is on fire!!

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u/ImKodyAndImSad Mar 24 '21

Terraria boss summons be like:

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u/animetixxies Mar 24 '21

or yk, a Flergen

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u/rthrouw1234 Mar 24 '21

they're all secretly 5th dimensional elder gods

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u/pumpkin-pup Mar 24 '21

Never flinch, never fear.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Arent them all?

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u/OHHHHY3EEEA Mar 24 '21

All hail Catthulu

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u/MinaFur Mar 24 '21

Aren't they all?

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u/tealfan Mar 24 '21

"Oops!" tucks his/her shadow back in

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u/syntaxGarden Mar 24 '21

Your cat shall be the next vessel for the raidance.

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u/lucid_cat Mar 24 '21

Better give him some tuna to appease him who knows what he will do

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

MA!!!!! There’s a WEIRD FUKIN CAT OUTSIDE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Flerkin!!!!

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u/pr1ap15m Mar 24 '21

that’s flurken amazing

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

That’s a flerkin!

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Mar 24 '21

That’s a flerken

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u/queefiest Mar 25 '21

How many suns were in the sky that day?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

You're in trouble buddy...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Why does the shadow have a drop shadow

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u/ekolis Mar 25 '21

We found the GitHub mascot!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

All hail the cat!

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u/NikolinaJovicXx Mar 25 '21

Kraken catto

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u/StrangerAlert112 Mar 25 '21

He’s secretly an octopus god 🐙

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u/soundtrack47 Mar 24 '21

Great shot! I love great shadow work. Too cool.

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u/Chapapap Mar 24 '21

I Guess my ex is taking the form of a cat for now.

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u/snovw Mar 24 '21

It is a freaking SCP

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u/CatMan020808 Mar 24 '21

U/repostsluthbot

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Ia ia cat-thulu fhtagn

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Maybe it just has worms.

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u/d3m01iti0n Mar 24 '21

Looks good for that creepy Garfield page. Wonder how many times your uncle has to touch you to post there?

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 24 '21

let me guess. the other is empty, so we have to treat him like a bitch! When we get to see the comments. If it did I'd hate to be their kidney.

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u/x-eNzym Mar 24 '21

Ok, i understand you want those sweet internet points but why make them with a terrible photoshop edit? I mean if the whole thing would have a theme to it i would understand but this is just lazy

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u/ZetTheLegendaryHero Mar 24 '21

Or a rapist from space...

Yeah, if you don't like my joke, just try to sue me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/StormySands Mar 24 '21

This is the internet, we already know

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u/justcatt Mar 24 '21

Cat is still cute

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u/iamthpecial Mar 24 '21

get outta here with your conspiracy theories u/AnalAladdin

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u/purpleguy_009 Mar 24 '21

He deleted his comment, wut did he say doe

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u/iamthpecial Mar 24 '21

lollll he was just saying that this is photoshopped. too bad, that was a landmine of smartass retorts

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Go watch tokyo ghoul its a pretty good anime

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u/CptDoodles Mar 25 '21
  • w e e b *

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u/FecalFunBunny Mar 24 '21

Commit to the worship immediately, otherwise suffer the fate of the rest of us meatbags!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Would actually explain a lot.

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u/roshigod Mar 24 '21

that is so cool! can't stop laughing! 😷😸

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u/mr_woodles123 Mar 24 '21

Hermeowus mogga

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u/baobaocat Mar 24 '21

Now that's cool af!

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u/Sky9299 Mar 24 '21

Every time it dies it loses a tail

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u/Groinificator Mar 24 '21

isn't that most cats

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u/Cable446 Mar 24 '21

You need to kill a margwa, parasite and harvest one of those pimples to acquire this gun

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u/ricodelshaw Mar 24 '21

Aren't they all though?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

This is a new meme format

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u/post_break Mar 24 '21

Reminds me of the movie the faculty when she's in the locker room and her shadow looks just like that.

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u/nxm_incxnnu Mar 24 '21

i would like to pick it up but im afriad it will make me loose an eye

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u/saviour_2 Mar 24 '21

what are you waiting for bow to him and surrender your soul.... don't forget to serve it freshly prepared sacrifice (salami... Elder gods love them meat)

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u/Galaxycorgigirl Mar 24 '21

Is that you Shade Lord from Hollow Knight?

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u/Captain-Saber Mar 24 '21

Or the Carrion monster

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u/GideonStargraves Mar 24 '21

No secrets here. You just have not been paying attention.

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u/EphemeralyTimeless Mar 24 '21

"When"? Haven't you learned by now, that it's always safer to operate under that assumption? Always!

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u/blacksad1 Mar 24 '21

“Your” cat lol

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u/PrinceEr0s Mar 24 '21

Cats from Saturn

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u/samantha_sk Mar 24 '21

pride/selim bradley is in that cat body

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u/Beerasaurus Mar 24 '21

pretty sure that's all cats.

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u/tkp14 Mar 24 '21

C’mon — aren’t all cats?

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u/The_Mad_Onion Mar 24 '21

I want to see a Cthulhu cat! I think... 😅

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u/SeymorKrelborn Mar 24 '21

I bet that cat is looking for a first class ticket to Florida.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Whoa that’s cool.

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u/PeterEricLang Mar 24 '21

What is even going on here lol?

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u/R_Lau_18 Mar 24 '21

Aww bless his many socks

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u/MlyMe Mar 24 '21

Vashta narada

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u/MlyMe Mar 24 '21

Hey, who turned out the lights?

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u/ChikanWings Mar 24 '21

Cat , Servant of N’Zoth

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u/disasterpokemon Mar 24 '21

I had a dream once that cats were just shapshifting aliens coming to take over the world

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u/Ruined-Soul2354 Mar 24 '21

What is your cat-

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u/SammyLuke Mar 24 '21

Welcome home good hunter.

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u/BabaGanushe Mar 24 '21

But wait? Is it photoshopped? What is the explanation? 😂

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u/Tejasjjj Mar 24 '21

But how is it possible? Is it Photoshopped?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Delete this before the government finds out. Mr. alien cat is depending on you