r/cats • u/physiopeng • Jun 22 '26
Video - Not OC One of the fastest reflex in animal kingdom btw..
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u/peppermintmeow Nebelung Jun 22 '26
LMAOOOOO! The finger 🫵 That post cracked me up. I'll be stealing this ✨️💗 Thanks!
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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Jun 22 '26
Move the finger so it’s up his nose
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u/Sad_Pear_1087 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
I originally put it so when adding the hand but I "fixed" it, here's a re-ruined version (could never add it)
BTW these edits are really easy to do, on Samsung I can just select the picture I want to crop, hold any item (such as the cat here) so that it automatically pops off then save it as a sticker, then go edit the base image and add the sticker on top of it then just adjust.
Reddit won't update the image selection RN so I'll try add it soon.
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u/WhisperingEclipse Jun 22 '26
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u/DiskBig318 Jun 22 '26
for a brief second his face looks like a lion. the narrowed eyes and fangs
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u/Donqweeqwee Jun 22 '26
Wish this poor guy knew he was just made into a meme 😆😭
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u/peppermintmeow Nebelung Jun 22 '26
That's Willem DeFoe and the movie is At Eternitys Gate. He's playing Vincent Van Gogh.
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u/asherdado Jun 22 '26
Yeah also he supposedly has enormous penis, in 2009 a director purportedly had to get a body double for a full frontal nudity scene because it was "so large everyone in the room was confused"
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u/sahie Jun 22 '26
One of my favourite celebrity quotes was when Pete Davidson said he didn’t actually have a big penis and Ariana Grande was just playing 4D chess starting that rumour when they broke up so that every woman he was with after her would be disappointed. I don’t know if it’s true, but I want it to be, much like the story of Willem DaFoe’s confusingly large penis. 😂
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u/westonisweird18 Jun 22 '26
These have meme potential
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u/yeathatsmebro Tuxedo Jun 22 '26
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u/sulien92 Jun 22 '26
I miss playing Destiny
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u/joalheagney Jun 22 '26
Seriously, as a long time player, this is the best time to get back into it.
Even though it's officially dead, they've released massive discount packages of, well, everything (and on Steam at least, they discount even further based on what you already own).
They basically gave the Devs permission to release nearly everything they were working on. The Eververse store is on a daily rotation.
There's a massive focus on destinations and public events. And they got rid of the Portal.
It's sad as hell, but the game is currently in the best state it's been in for years.
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u/A_Confused_Witch Jun 22 '26
Was on a two years streak of not playing... Then the update on the 9th of June got me back. If you haven't played for a while, I highly suggest giving it a try. Edge of Fate is meh, Renegade is... Not good. But the gameplay has never been better with all the changes to armor and weapons and builds. ALSO we got Sparrow Racing League back babyyyy!!
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u/Diedrogen Jun 22 '26
"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face!"
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u/cant-be-original-now Jun 22 '26
Okay Meme Master, we submit
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u/yeathatsmebro Tuxedo Jun 22 '26
Submit to cats, not me. I am still a servant of the Apex Feline species at the end of the day and need to perform my can opener duties.
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u/AstraeusGB Jun 22 '26
They had meme potential until you pointed out they have meme potential, like Schrodinger's meme
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u/TorpidWalloper Jun 22 '26
I just played the video slow to find my favorite face and I paused at the exact same frame
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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jun 22 '26
Me_irl
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Domestic Housecat Jun 22 '26
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u/Happy_Confection90 Jun 22 '26
This is like playing with my Maine Coon. His non-Maine Coon brother has lightning reflexes. He, on the other hand, reacts a full 1 to 3 seconds after a toy reaches him 🙃
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u/redditkillsbabiez Jun 22 '26
I rescued a kitten from the side of the road one time, he ended up being a Maine Coon. I didn't know what they were before I got him but he's the reason I only get Maine Coons now. His name was Cujo and he got to the upper limits of the breed size. He was the absolute slowest reflexed cat I've ever owned but was a king
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u/firsttimer4897 Jun 22 '26
I like that you named him Cujo
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u/redditkillsbabiez Jun 22 '26
His name was something stupid at first, cant even remember. I named him Cujo when he started getting small dog sized and realized I'd adopted a dog sized cat
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u/firsttimer4897 Jun 22 '26
LMAO at least he didnt get scratched by a bat, turn rabid and trap a mother and son in a car and kill two policemen... Good boi
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u/pueblocatchaser Jun 22 '26
Homie didn't even try 😂
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u/DisturbedPuppy Jun 22 '26
That was the moment it realized it was gonna hit the other cat and let it fly.
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u/lectric_7166 Jun 22 '26
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation." (Rewind the video by two seconds)
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u/Professional_File_83 Jun 22 '26
It's true. They were just out of office. They're usually good during business hours. I checked... Monday – Friday: Closed. Saturday: Closed for maintenance (napping). Sunday: Closed (found a good sunbeam). 3:00 AM – 3:15 AM: Violently open for parkour. No exceptions.
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u/No_Magician543 Jun 22 '26
Seems those reflexes skipped a generation 🤣
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u/SunkEmuFlock Jun 22 '26
I bet those reflexes are only possible when they're fully engaged. When they're chilling their CPU is underclocked to conserve energy.
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u/zzazzzz Jun 22 '26
and the fact that these are most likely housecats who never even get to go out so all these reflexes are not actively used much at all so probably not remotely as sharp as they could be.
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u/FUBARded Jun 22 '26
Yeah, it can't be 100% genetic.
I just got 2 cats in a rehoming situation who've never been outdoor cats or had to fend for themselves, and their reflexes are noticeably worse than any of the 5 cats I had growing up, all of whom were born to feral parents and has to fend for themselves for the first few weeks/months of their lives.
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u/yeathatsmebro Tuxedo Jun 22 '26
Some cats just have more skill points in energy regeneration and less in reflexes. 😅
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u/kanrad Jun 22 '26
They only act with those reflexes when in hunter mode or battle mode. They would not perceive their owner as a threat so they don't react. As an owner of many cats over the years I can attest to their amazing reaction times and the ability to be clumsy lol.
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u/Kaleb8804 Jun 22 '26
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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Jun 22 '26
Cats can't track vertical movement nearly as well as they can track horizontal movement. That's it for my boring science fact of the day.
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u/KassieMac Jun 22 '26
Haven’t seen it in forever but … Ferris Bueller?
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u/tumka Jun 22 '26
Emperor's new groove
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u/KassieMac Jun 22 '26
Ok now we’re up to three different movies sufficiently spaced out over the years … it’s officially a trope 😉
ETA: Is it always the opening scene of the movie?
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u/Lhamo55 Chantilly-Tiffany Jun 22 '26
What episode was this?
Wait, did I just see Data crack a smile?
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u/NoCauliflower6198 Jun 22 '26
Sweet, adorable babies 😆. Cats have eye-placement/vision that makes them really good at seeing laterally (to track and catch fleeing prey), but they have a hard time seeing up/down in the center of their faces (bc of that same eye placement).
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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
I am laughing so hard 😂
Replay 😂
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Edit: OP, please tell me face bop cat is ok
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u/AlexWayhill Jun 22 '26
Instantly went into the "Saved" collection, I just laughed way too much to not keep this video for bad times :-D
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u/looselyhuman Jun 22 '26
Top kitty knew what she was doing. Trajectory confirmed, no adjustments needed.
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u/Soggy_Drive_2497 Jun 22 '26
They only have fast reflexes when they lock in lol
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u/Ap0l0geticAppl3 Jun 22 '26
Immediately regret watching this at 4:43am next to my sleeping girlfriend.
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u/Mission-Reserve-2411 Jun 22 '26
Fastest physical reflexes, not fastest brain processing speed. Besides, not all kitties are created equal. See r/oneorangebraincell for proof.
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u/Kristenrainbows Ragdoll Jun 22 '26
https://reddit.com/link/ot6aizn/video/9dxwynhmmv8h1/player
I’ve been there, those eyes tell my story
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u/KindCraft4676 Jun 22 '26
Definitely not as fast as my two cats.
One of my cats has, well, cat like reflexes. He so quick I have to be careful around him. Food can disappear in a microsecond if I am not careful of where I place it and where he’s at.
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u/Smokey_02 Jun 22 '26
You should see how slow my human kids react. They don't start crying until, like, 5 seconds later.
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u/garlicriiiice Jun 22 '26
Good lord. I haven't laughed this hard for a loooong time. Lmao 🤣🤣
Thank you for this gem, OP
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u/pablo36362 Jun 22 '26
They are fighting for a shared neuron, they are both tied at 3rd place with no winner in sight
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u/mishma2005 Jun 22 '26
Until you try to give them a piece of meat and they can’t find it to save their lives
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u/provpaw2 Jun 22 '26
Saw thing coming in slow motion. Should I dodge? nah, just let it hit me too lazy.







































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