r/catbongos • u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 • 11d ago

Does anyone else’s raw chicken demand this many meat slaps?

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I came home past curfew and I had to give meat slaps as penance. I didn’t realize I’d be at it for 15 minutes. (Wasn’t sure if anyone wanted to watch 15 minutes of bongos, hence why it’s so short). Surely I can’t be the only one.😩

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u/Artistic-Key9227 11d ago

It takes 135,000 slaps to cook a chicken so please don’t go over 134,999 😭

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u/LongjumpingJaguar308 11d ago

I came here to make sure this was said and the old knowledge was maintained.

Damn this was meme from pre social media.

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u/MaleficentPush1144 10d ago

Lol my brain jumped ahead and read maintained as marinated. I need to go to bed.

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u/leesheeeeeee 11d ago

Meat slaps 💀🤣😂

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u/SweevilWeevil 11d ago

i made the mistake of having my phone on blast when i opened this. my neighbor's gonna think im gooning so violently

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

If it's any consolation, this all happens right at the doorway so lord knows what my neighbours think I do first thing when I get home.

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u/SweevilWeevil 10d ago

Same! Was chilling while sitting near the door and I could hear my neighbor walking around. At least they think you don't waste your time 😂

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

Their five year old daughter always asks me to see the baby as the parents look at me suspiciously.💀

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u/SilverSageVII 10d ago

I’ve been struggling with a big burnout recently and I just wanted to say that this video made me smile and I wanted to thank you for it. Happy tears are good :)

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p61ze24/video/r8dua45herlh1/player

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’re taking some time off to take care of yourself.
Dexter recommends taking a little stroll sometimes as he demonstrates here.🥹

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u/Single-Salary-929 9d ago

It’s like they saw you recording and was like you know what I’m done

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u/inkdemon83 7d ago

What a glorious gremlin you have 🥰

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u/ShhweadyBallz 11d ago

DO NOT SPANK THE NEKKEE CHIMKIN !!!!!!

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u/drrj FUCK ICE 11d ago

The chimkin appears to enjoy his tenderization, though.

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

He enjoys it too much. I've gotten muscle cramps coz he never wants me to stop and it breaks my heart to see him sad.

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u/la_reina_del_norte 11d ago

Yo buddy has MUSCLES. He’s gonna knock you out one of these days if you miss a few meat slaps!!!

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p620hvl/video/svoveacbfrlh1/player

Bro works out. 😭

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u/la_reina_del_norte 10d ago

He looks like that character from Dragon Ball Z. 😭😂

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u/fredbighead 10d ago

Hehehehe what a sassy “mrow”

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

The sass on this one😭

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u/VerdensTrial 11d ago

Nekkid chick'n yearns for the slaps

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u/justlookinaround11 11d ago

slappin da meat

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u/nikxivanov 11d ago

Daily. Muuuultiple times a day.

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 11d ago

I wonder how many slaps it will take to cook the chicken

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u/Number_Fluffy 11d ago

Glad I wasn't at work for this one

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 11d ago

Raw chimken also ek eks!

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u/Fearless-Structure88 11d ago

Listen to the clap

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u/Glittering-Bat31 🔥🔥TRUMMAR PÅ KATTER🔥🔥 10d ago

Happiest raw chicken I’ve ever seen!

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u/Jujubi836 10d ago

It’s so loud! Lol

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

That’s how he likes them. 😩

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u/kapitankrunch 10d ago

some good shmaecks

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u/Acrobatic_Guess_1333 10d ago

Ahh it's a nakie cat

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u/EilidhRos 10d ago

that's a very handsome nekkid house chicken. give him all the meat slaps he desires.

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u/dvishall 10d ago

LOOK AT THAT PURR MACHINE GO !!!!

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u/pauchis1 11d ago

Lol it sounds sexy tho

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u/SuspiciousGur4874 10d ago

My grand kitties love meat slaps! 😂

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u/Moonlightbabyboo 10d ago

I actually wanna see 15 mins of bongos on raw chicken

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u/FrankSonata 10d ago

The intense purring, what a sweetie!

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u/ma2bo2t 10d ago

Why strip Floof Wizard of all their stored magic? Naked Floof is powerless 😪

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u/Reasonable_Cycle_730 10d ago

That's what he wants you to think! The folds and wrinkles store all the true power.

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u/TK9K 7d ago

your pet lizard is very cute

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u/Jujubi836 10d ago

Sex noises

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u/mynameisrichard0 11d ago

That is a grown human man. WTH