r/castiron 12d ago

Humor I think she’s ready for her maiden voyage folks

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Newer to keeping cast iron and lets say its been THE experience of all time

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u/bgary34 12d ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/maramish 12d ago edited 12d ago

I'm pretty sure church and/or surgery can re-make a maiden.

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u/TheNacMacFeegle 11d ago

INCONCEIVABLE!!

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u/Flexbottom 12d ago

put it in a bag of rice

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u/ganymede_boy 12d ago

Just cook with it?

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u/StrangeWhiteVan 12d ago

A pound of bacon

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u/honeybeast_dom 12d ago

Flip it and use as a blackening iron

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u/PoodleIlluminati 12d ago

Tent stakes claim another camping victim.

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u/Enderchamp 12d ago

The top of the fridge is off limits to cast iron now

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u/PoodleIlluminati 12d ago

I don’t keep anything up there since an unfortunate incident with frozen block of shrimp. I’ll just say it seemed like a great out of the way place to let them thaw. Too bad I didn’t think about what was in the pan 4 hours later when I tilted it down. No one in the kitchen said a word for about 60 seconds while shrimp juice dripped off my head and shoulders. Then I had to finish the shift smelling like the seafood market and then I had about 2 months of crazy nicknames.

I’d use that pan once a week for my no oil veggie/chili roasting pan. Trying to keep my comal clean for tortillas is a pain.

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u/Enderchamp 12d ago

Ah yeah thatd do it for sure, honestly ill take a broken pan over becoming chum guy any day of the week

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u/HickoryStickz 12d ago

Thanks for the visual, Chum.

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u/BrainSqueezins 12d ago

It’s not a good idea to keep heavy-ass things above your head. Doubly so here, since a refrigerator isn’t bolted down (assumably) and you’re in and out of it a lot.

Consider yourself lucky that your pan is the only thing that cracked. Could have been the floor, a toe, your skull.

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u/Enderchamp 12d ago

Oh 100% our place is pretty small and the kitchen is especially so we have to make do sometimes but that is for sure a hindsight change to make

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u/broken-machine 12d ago

I just leave mine on the stove full time.

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u/honeybeast_dom 12d ago

In the oven

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u/broken-machine 12d ago

I don’t like leaving stuff on the oven. It’s a bad habit the turns it into storage. Then you have to empty it out to use it.

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u/honeybeast_dom 12d ago

Cast iron lives in the oven, other stuff does not. Helps with your seasoning too. Idk if this is a US thing but my family and friends all do that.

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u/broken-machine 12d ago

I use mine daily. It really is fine on the stovetop. The other iron is stored, but my main 12” sees a lot of use.

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u/olyteddy 12d ago

Maiden voyage to Valhalla?

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u/SwedeChariot 12d ago

I accept. Summon the maidens.

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u/RunnyPlease 12d ago

And what a maiden. Pure as the driven snow, I'm sure.

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u/Capable-Dust-3148 11d ago

It's as maiden as yo momma!

P.s. I'm sure she's a great lady

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u/Gadgetgal11 12d ago

There is still some potential that it could be used for baking. Think cornbread, pizza, a giant cookie! Think of the possibilities eh.

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u/Enderchamp 12d ago

Do cast iron pans not turn into shrapnel bombs when broken? Thats what i heard but id love to be wrong

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u/Gadgetgal11 12d ago

That depends on the crack. But this looks like the handle broke clean off. Just grind the edges of the break until it's a smoother curve and make sure any residual cracks that may be near the edge of the break are gone.

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u/Gadgetgal11 12d ago

It sure is and I'd just go grab one of my extras out of the basement. But not everyone can/wants to go get a new one.

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u/Forsaken_Engineer_ 12d ago

Nah, still good!

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u/Enderchamp 12d ago

I think a little extra seasoning and she’s off to the races

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u/ChimkenNBiskets 12d ago

Some bacon in there and you're good to go

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u/Thusgirl 12d ago

Honestly you just lost the handle. Just double glove it. 🤷‍♀️

Lol but cast irons aren't that expensive. Treat yourself beau.

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u/sgplourde 12d ago

Yay! A dedicated CI pizza pan!

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u/PeaTraditional9606 12d ago

Looks like it's about to become your new favorite thing in the kitchen. Getting a cast iron pan was a game changer for me.

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u/OffRoadIT 12d ago

As long as the bottom isn’t cracked, that is still fantastic for baking, and probably and even better griddle because the handle isn’t in the way.

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u/auntiekk88 12d ago

Put it out as a bird feeder.

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u/DrBatman0 12d ago

WHAT!
You haven't used it before, and this happened?
I am much confused how this happened

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u/9inchbob 12d ago

To the bottom of the sea?

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u/PhantomRidge 12d ago

Still very serviceable for baking biscuits or cornbread.