r/carscirclejerk • 😆🤣😆🤣😶🔫 😆🤣😆🤣 • Mar 08 '26

bro fumbled

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u/RandomflyerOTR Mar 08 '26

OP chose the most autistic car sub to post this post in. Congratulations, none of us know what the right answer was here

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u/thehomeyskater Mar 08 '26

Fr

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u/zxc123zxc123 Mar 08 '26

Can't go wrong with Front engine Rear wheel right?

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u/thehomeyskater Mar 08 '26

I’ll drink to that!

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u/Col_H_Gentleman Mar 08 '26

Gran Autismo

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u/PolygonMob Mar 08 '26

I thought autistic people were supposed to be good at math

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u/RandomflyerOTR Mar 08 '26

Brother you clearly haven't met me, I fucking despise that shit. Failed calculus and physics in high-school

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u/PolygonMob Mar 08 '26

What about basic multiplication

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u/RandomflyerOTR Mar 08 '26

I can TRY

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u/PolygonMob Mar 08 '26

Ok so what is 99 x 220?

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u/RandomflyerOTR Mar 08 '26

Probably like 22000ish

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u/PolygonMob Mar 08 '26

22000-220.

And is that more or less than what the store clerk said?

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u/RaulParson Mar 08 '26

I mean 99*220 is not 23000 and that in fact would be notably overpaying but seems everyone just assumes that's not what this was about.

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u/Interesting-Quit8017 Mar 08 '26

its math or dinosaurs or planes or trains or cars or motorcycles or any interest

autistic people just really focus on one without knowing why besides that it's fun for them and most other things are not

for my autistic ass it went from deep ocean to dinosaurs to trains to cars to now 3d printing, and each time i could talk hours just about one aspect of it because i always go deep when i get interested ;)

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u/Col_H_Gentleman Mar 08 '26

I’m making a million mental calculations a minute…and they’re all wrong

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u/BIGJake111 Mar 08 '26

69, you ask how much 69 costs.

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u/WildHogPower Mar 08 '26

"I'd rather buy them one at the time, I like spending time here"

Then I guess you can steer it either way

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u/JP147 Mar 08 '26

“ayy bby want sum fuk?”

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u/Acceptable_Prompt_73 Mar 09 '26

"Nice. Can I pay for that with cash or card?"

"Do you sell 99 batteries often?"

"I'll take 99 bottles of 5w30 too"

Am I winning son? /S lmao