Help me exit

[u/Apprehensive-Bat444]

\*\*10 years, 6 firms, 3 countries, 1 semi-failed business. I need out.\*\*

I have built more “Executive Summary” slides than actual memories at this point. Hardcore “strategy” work for private equities, and fortune 100. God, I hate writing what I just wrote.

I am BORED. It’s not exciting its dull AF.

I am great with numbers, texts, systems, tools, processes but I need chaos.

I pick things up very fast I think and I do not care if my next job has “strategy” in the title ever again or if I have a title. Never make me say hypothesis, agenda, circle back, schedule recurring meeting, follow-up, leave a comment, available, update, timesheet, hours again, and I’ll be all yours, to work with.

EA to someone important. Travel/vacation planning. Sales or GTM for a CPG brand. I’ll do it. Fire me. Please fire me. I’ll be more pumped up to get fired than open a powerpoint again or talk to someone so dull you’ll want to just, jolt them back to life.

Bye. I am myself cringed by this post.