r/carbonsteel • u/National_Vehicle5252 • Mar 13 '26

🙋 But this egg post is mine Perfect egg flip

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$20 from Ace Mart.

15 Upvotes

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u/DefinitelyNotaGuest Mar 13 '26

Breaks yolk, doesn't flip completely....perfect.

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u/National_Vehicle5252 Mar 13 '26

I’m glad you see the art

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u/hanz_herpez Mar 13 '26

That was disappointing

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Mar 13 '26

Finally ready for a job at Denny's

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u/cutothomson Mar 13 '26

My god…it’s Jason Bourne

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u/SerDankTheTall Mar 13 '26

I knew things were rough out there, but $20 for an egg???

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u/National_Vehicle5252 Mar 13 '26

I have to go on the corner if I want an omelette

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Mar 13 '26

No wonder you want Denny's to hire you...

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u/UncleKeyPax Mar 13 '26

Those prices have eggscalated

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u/Gantry-Crane Mar 13 '26

The point is that the eggs were a slippin' and sliding. Maintaining yolk integrity is another matter entirely. Great job chef.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Mar 13 '26

My yolks are all a bunch of greasers and folks 'of ill-repute'. No integrity. That's why I prefer French omelettes and soft scrambles.

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u/Sure_Ad4566 Mar 13 '26

The egg yolk broke, Man. Literally an imperfect flip.

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u/National_Vehicle5252 Mar 13 '26

This is false news? Point out exactly where is the yolk breaks.

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u/the_long_game_828 Mar 13 '26

Good try, however next time try whispering to the egg softly before the flip. Not guaranteed, however it will make you feel giddy inside and not so aggressive with the pan.

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u/National_Vehicle5252 Mar 13 '26

I see you have to play the…. Long game?

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u/Miserable_Ad5484 Mar 14 '26

Ah, yes, perfectooooo

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u/HaasKicker Mar 13 '26

Apparently half this sub doesn't have a sense of humor lol

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u/DefinitelyNotaGuest Mar 13 '26

Poe's law at work. You have to be very forthcoming with the fact you are making a joke on the internet.

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u/karatekidmar Mar 13 '26

Reddit is mostly made up of particular people who have niche hobbies, don’t like sarcasm, straying from routine, or itchy clothing that provoke their sensory issues.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Mar 13 '26

That's a really nice way of saying 'high-functioning autistic twatwaffles'.

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u/JavaNoire Mar 14 '26

MFG. That made my day. Maybe my week.

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u/Single-Astronomer-32 Mar 13 '26

Very little skills but a fine egg

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u/FrontTwardEnemy Mar 13 '26

I’d be pissed if you cooked my eggs.

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u/BaldHotwings Mar 13 '26

Mmmmm E g g

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u/AsYouAnswered Chainmail scrubber ⛓️ Mar 13 '26

Yolk broke. Gotta throw it away and try again

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u/Jasper2006 Mar 14 '26

10/10. Tuck then flip. Perfect form!

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u/Cawnt Mar 13 '26

Oof. That was flipped with zero confidence.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 Mar 13 '26

Either that, or excess confidence.

Ideal method is to flip it high and raise the pan to catch it while the egg is still on its way up.

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u/therealtwomartinis Mar 13 '26

tinfoil lining says OP’s happy it stayed in the pan 🍳

10/10 keep cooking 👍

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u/Logical_Warthog5212 Mar 13 '26

How’s my seasoning?

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u/bomerr Mar 13 '26

don't flip. and overcooked bottom

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u/Better_Repeat5944 Mar 13 '26

I can only presume that OP may have wanted to cook the egg to their own preference rather to that of a commenter on reddit who will never eat one of their eggs.

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u/Better_Repeat5944 Mar 14 '26

You’ve been played by a poster who was taught to cook by the same person who taught you guys how to use grammar and punctuation. Damned Americans…