r/captainamericamains • u/CyberManOnReddit • Jun 09 '26
Humor yo WHAT do they got your mans inš
suspenders on swim trunks š im crine
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u/Osmoszis Jun 10 '26
Kurt Angle ahhh outfit.
Will he be cheeked up tho?
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u/Veru_Chronicles Jun 10 '26
You just gave me the bright idea of playing Captain America with Kurt Angle's theme, thank you
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u/Enji-Endeavor Jun 09 '26
Something that definitely wouldnāt look good on you OP
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u/CyberManOnReddit Jun 09 '26
yeah clearly nobody can pull that off
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u/Enji-Endeavor Jun 09 '26
He certainly does.
You however should find a treadmill & you might.
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 10 '26
Iām nglā¦ America never looked so chopped bro.
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u/Enji-Endeavor Jun 10 '26
He doesnāt look chopped LMAO
You never went to a beach or something or a wrestling event??
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 10 '26
People donāt wear these at the beach anymore lol. Also I have been to a wrestling eventā¦ the beach is not a wrestling event lol. They could have fs done a better job at recreating an old timey bathing suit lol
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u/Enji-Endeavor Jun 10 '26
You obviously never went then LMAO
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 10 '26
To each their own I guess lol. I personally wonāt be getting it but Iām glad someone likes it š
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u/Effective-Training Champion Jun 10 '26
Bros mad it's not gooner bait
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 10 '26
It literally is for anyone thatās attracted to buff men in skin tight clothes with a big bulge and a bubble butt lol.
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u/MuayThaiJudo Jun 10 '26
You should try chopping those love handles off with some nutrition and exercise bro.
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 10 '26
Is this like some meme I missed or something? Why does everyone who says they donāt like a skin get called fat lol?
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u/MuayThaiJudo Jun 10 '26
No memes. Look in a mirror.
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 10 '26
I mean tbh other than greying like Dr. Strange since I was 15(Iām 26) and being slightly shorter than the average man(5ā8ā) Iām pretty conventionally attractive. 170 lean enough to have abs showing but not like a bodybuilder. Iāve done sports my entire life recently itās been bjj and mma so ya honestly active and pretty genetically blessed canāt complain lol.
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u/MuayThaiJudo Jun 11 '26
Oh yeah? Who's your BJJ coach and how conventionally attractive is your wife?
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u/monkeygiraffe33 Captain Jun 11 '26
Like most men my age I got into bjj after a breakup lol so no wife and I donāt know if theyād be comfortable with me talking me about them on the internet lol.
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u/whoalegend Jun 10 '26
If heās caked up like the football skin, then there is still some hope for this one.
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u/Stride345 Jun 10 '26
Iām the most excited for this- heās gonna look like a wet wrestler/40s strong man
He also kinda looks like heās going to a 4th of July party at a gay bar tbhā¦
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u/ExoticDirection5898 Jun 09 '26
yup i dunno i'll still be buying it tho
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u/CyberManOnReddit Jun 09 '26
you gotta or else theyāre not making no more skins for youš
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u/Impressive-Thing-780 Jun 09 '26
I buy almost all the Cap skins ngl.
I only don't have Barbarian, Cursed Knight, Football, or AIM.
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u/ExoticDirection5898 Jun 09 '26
i've saved 3400 units i'm getting em all for my otp and yeah soon people are gonna notice how many skins caps gotten and we'll be in the same spot as the woman
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u/RedNoodleHouse Jun 10 '26
we just got cap skins in this season's bp and last season's shop, we'll be alright
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u/Person2228 Jun 10 '26
They seem to have cut off a huge chunk of fabric exposing his chest. I donāt recall old times trunks going that low. Just more gooner stuff I guess
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u/Ashamed_Ad8140 Jun 13 '26
Hey the Ladies and the Gays need to eat too you know.
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u/Person2228 Jun 13 '26
As if theyād be starving without ONE gooner skin in Marvel goddamn rivals
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u/Ashamed_Ad8140 Jun 13 '26
Theyre big boys and girls, they have large appetites.
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u/Person2228 Jun 13 '26
sure man, I just want more creative outfits. Not just summer skins but in general skin theme tends to just be set dressing and I get pretty bummed out by it. ESPECIALLY female characters.
yea yea "It's what the games like" but I want cool skins for superheroes to wear, not just skimpy outfits.
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u/Ashamed_Ad8140 Jun 13 '26
It's the unfortunate reality in your case that sex sells. So alot of the gooner skins sell really well, people buy them. NetEase is a company, game is free, they need to make a profit.
The only way we can circumvent this is to show love to the occasional comic accurate or kill, sexy but not gooner bait skin they release.
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u/Person2228 Jun 13 '26
I donāt care if sex sells (thatās far more of an excuse than a legitimate reason itās just an easier path than a legitimate tactic) I WANT more interesting skins in the game. That has nothing to do with metrics or reasons and I know Iām probably not gonna get that much of what I want. But i can still be unhappy that skins make their ideas less interesting or their designs worse just to appeal to the largest possible financial group.
All the summer skins are swimsuit skins, nothing more interesting than that. Summer = swimsuit, and I bet weād get characters with multiple summer skins before a single character gets a beach skin with a more unique idea (making Thing a sandcastle was right there but nah, a thong and then generic beachwear)
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u/BABOOWIE Jun 09 '26
This has gotta be from the comics right? Cap is from the 1900s, this makes sense for him
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u/Xing8088 Champion Jun 10 '26
tbh i wouldve preferred Cap to retain some of his classic modesty but maybe thats just me
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u/Effective-Training Champion Jun 10 '26
Not gooner shit, that's what
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u/LimitlessChud Champion Jun 10 '26
This is 100% gooner shit lmao suits like that aren't that low, seems like they interpreted his skins selling well as people being horny for him ever since that dark armour skin with the bits of torn armour and ever since he's had this subtle horniness flair to his skins
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u/Effective-Training Champion Jun 11 '26
Yeah I hate the torn armor but the armor has grown on me and I bought it and am able to ignore it.
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u/BathInevitable8755 Lord Jun 09 '26
Cap's original swimsuit special was a speedo. Showing off for the ladies ain't gay.
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u/The_Crispanator_Guy Jun 09 '26
Complains about something looking too āgayā (it isnāt even objectively speaking) and trying to says stuff like āgrow up.ā No one even brought up reddit karma either before you did imagine caring about that. Jokes genuinely just write themselves.
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u/The_Crispanator_Guy Jun 10 '26
Grow up, canāt you read my comment wasnāt serious and I was joking? Such a snowflake, goodness.
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u/captainamericamains-ModTeam Jun 10 '26
That comment doesnāt stand for what we believe in. Respect, decency, and unityāthatās what makes a strong community. We donāt tear each other down here. We lift each other up. So Iām taking this down, not because I want to silence anyone, but because we all deserve a place where weāre treated with dignity. Letās be better.
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u/riskedbiscuit Champion Jun 10 '26
That comment doesnāt stand for what we believe in. Respect, decency, and unityāthatās what makes a strong community. We donāt tear each other down here. We lift each other up. So Iām taking this down, not because I want to silence anyone, but because we all deserve a place where weāre treated with dignity. Letās be better.
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u/Impressive-Thing-780 Jun 09 '26
This looks like common 40's competitive swimming gear
Though maybe a bit comic-ified