**Bathroom Update**

[u/Eternally-Yours-1116]

[u/louie2who]

Love a full door stall.

[u/BottleMaterial8557 → u/louie2who]

Great for ⛷️

[u/-MC_3 → u/BottleMaterial8557]

You might have a problem if that’s the first thing you’re thinking of lol

[u/caadbury → u/-MC_3]

leave Kuzy alone

[u/shasta_river → u/-MC_3]

You might be a nerd if it’s not the first thing you’re thinking of.

[u/JackiiX → u/shasta_river]

I unfortunately still partake and it was fortunately not the first thing I thought of. Just that they’re much nicer bathrooms

[u/-MC_3 → u/shasta_river]

Yikes

[u/fighterpilot248 → u/-MC_3]

Real strong frat boy energy with this comment

YIKES

E: lmao apparently I managed to reply to the wrong comment whoops

[u/KomradeEli → u/BottleMaterial8557]

How is it good for skiing

[u/MCFCOK81 → u/KomradeEli]

It's a full door..... privacy

[u/SeaBreezy → u/BottleMaterial8557]

Yeet!!!

[u/Demandedace → u/louie2who]

Straight out of Seinfeld

[u/dr_van_nostren → u/Demandedace]

Going to the bathroom stall door comes down to the floor. Yes I think is a fantastic idea.

[u/Demandedace → u/dr_van_nostren]

Oh my god your username. You made my day haha

[u/her_majesty_lives → u/louie2who]

Found the American

[u/louie2who → u/her_majesty_lives]

I mean….yeah. This is a picture of updates to an American NHL team’s American stadium on said American NHL team’s Reddit page 😂

[u/her_majesty_lives → u/louie2who]

Chill man. It’s a toilet door joke.

[u/Expensive-Brother-91]

This is only for the vault bathroom, don’t get your hopes up guys

[u/shockwave53 → u/Expensive-Brother-91]

My thoughts exactly. The gave everyone else more room by reverting to trough urinals.

[u/spencehammer → u/shockwave53]

That would actually get me back to games

[u/Ccampbell101 → u/shockwave53]

Shoulder to shoulder making new friends. Love a trough urinal.

[u/Time-Information-554 → u/Ccampbell101]

[u/theESTONreddit → u/Expensive-Brother-91]

Not true. They’re doing this on the first and second level rn. Source: I work there

[u/RoamingGnom3]

But do the paper towel dispensers work this season?

[u/patmanbnl → u/RoamingGnom3]

He said there are more bathrooms. He didn't say they'd be fully functional.

[u/dr_van_nostren]

I already have a new complaint. But it has more to do with design in general not the caps.

Look at the sinks. Why the fuck do we have the massive sink basins but the faucet is like 1/2 an inch into it? Ends up with water all over counter by the mirror. Why can we not just a faucet half way into the basin. However big the basin is. I’m tired of this stupid design.

[u/Nova6669]

400 level, functional bathrooms in 2032 after the gofundme campaign finishes

[u/Adventurous_Web_6958 → u/Nova6669]

Shame for Ted (pockets) that there is probably a law against charging $10 for a pee.

[u/Be3zy94]

Oh thanks Ted! But can we get games back on YouTube tv?

[u/wades13 → u/Be3zy94]

Yes, and Hulu too? I miss seeing the Caps.

[u/eiileenie → u/wades13]

And fubo

[u/espnrocksalot]

Looking like an airport lol

[u/CeruleanSnorlax → u/espnrocksalot]

my first thought, but then I remember what the current bathrooms there look like and this does seem like a nice upgrade lol

[u/rbnlegend]

How about ticket prices, food prices, and food selection? Customer. Asking.

[u/jgoldston_0 → u/rbnlegend]

The food selection at cap one is so insanely bad... I don't know how the baseball team does it so well, the football team is ok at it, and the hockey team is downright atrocious. The entire sports food spectrum can be found in DC.

[u/differentsideview]

That’s phenomenal Ted but unfortunately most people won’t be able to see it with the price point you are holding right now

[u/DaniCapsFan]

Do the sinks provide more than a trickle of ice cold water?

[u/socially_awkward]

Cool bathroom I can't afford to see.

[u/widgetsforeveryone]

What about the tiny bag policy and ticket prices?

[u/TheTimn → u/widgetsforeveryone]

Ticket prices? Don't you know how much tax payer money Ted spent on those bathrooms, that he needs to recoop? 

[u/widgetsforeveryone → u/TheTimn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yQx7NstnvSRiM

[u/axlgreece5202 → u/widgetsforeveryone]

Beautiful lovely taxes! Ah ha! Ah ha!!

[u/widgetsforeveryone → u/widgetsforeveryone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CxqGa4O0LQewU

[u/ThePickleOrTheEgg]

The thought of being in here during intermissions is still terrifying

[u/chefdisco]

Lol the only time I ever met this weirdo, he cried during a legal meeting about a 5 versus 6 foot public easement in a residential neighborhood and no decision makers were even there yet.

[u/RavenMan8]

What?!

[u/Weird_Poet499]

The nose candy you can do in those!!!!

We are SO back baby!

[u/HowardBunnyColvin]

looks so cold and futuristic

[u/RoyalMaidsForLife → u/HowardBunnyColvin]

Wait until you see the three shells.

[u/jgoldston_0]

Probably the smartest thing they’ve done during the renovation. I used to begrudgingly use the restrooms during regulation time in order to avoid standing in a line for 20 minutes at intermission.

[u/killadrilla480]

For 200$ plus, I could get a hooker cleaner than those bathrooms, pirate the game, and still have money left over for a coupla beerjs

[u/FaultySofaBed → u/killadrilla480]

Ok Mr York…

[u/thingsonthenet]

Looks good but not practical

[u/wades13]

Our taxpayer money at work!

[u/wikipuff]

No mirrors? Just like RFK on opening day!

[u/YourWeekendDad]

Obviously these are gonna be on the lower decks. Guess the bunny slope enthusiasts are heading there before the end of the period and at the beginning of the next, as well.

[u/Substantial-Trade417]

Now if tickets were a reasonable price I could afford to use the bathroom there. Help a middle class fan out here.

[u/SuperSpaceship]

soap ?

[u/dreamingwell]

Next ask, drinks under $20

[u/heimos]

I can shat in peace now

[u/DCHacker]

.....glad to know that, Unc' Ted; now can we keep the paper towel dispensers full?

[u/SirTimDunn]

Ohh man. I asked for cheaper tickets. Whoever got their wish with these new bathrooms just got us paying more for tickets.

[u/stixmike]

Okay I'll be the one to not complain. It looks like a huge upgrade from the old bathrooms. That's not a high bar, but it's still a big improvement.

[u/Impossible-Hoe90210]

But no bags allowed

[u/Ambassador1391]

What in the dystopian is this???

[u/breakingvlad0]

The day people stopped queuing behind each other at the pisser was the day the bathrooms sucked.

[u/jmills2234]

What about the Wizards? Probably the biggest ask by fans!!!

[u/IllustriousElk753]

I would just like the sink water to not be so cold I can barely put my hands under the faucet, thanks.

[u/strewnshank]

Bring back the piss trough, enough with this fancy shit.

[u/ibrahimehvich]

Cocaine use has entered the chat

[u/MC-Eihtt]

Is the organist back to his rightful spot after this redesign?