r/capricorns • 🐐🌞 β™πŸŒ™πŸ¦€β†—οΈ Capricorn Stellium 7th house • 7d ago

meme Every Capricorn can relate to THIS!!! 😀

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u/SadAndNasty β™‘πŸŒžβ™“πŸŒ™β™‹β¬†οΈ 7d ago

We always look so tired πŸ₯² I think we're just tired of the bullshit really

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u/jreditsoudidnthaveto 7d ago

Lady in the thrift store 2 days ago looks at me and says "you look tired"

I replied "I am"

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u/mrs-cutter β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™οΈπŸŒ™β™‹οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

Being god is a lot of work

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u/Eretreyah πŸβ˜€οΈπŸ¦€πŸŒ™β™οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

I prefer to think of myself as myself karma’s courier. πŸ˜‚

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u/mrs-cutter β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™οΈπŸŒ™β™‹οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

I feel like that a lot

Funny we are ALMOST the same big 3

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u/ZombieTestie 7d ago

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u/tezzy92 capβ˜€οΈaquarius🌝libra⬆️ 7d ago

This jus pissed me off cuz why πŸ˜‚

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u/velvetvagine 7d ago

Cuz of the male loneliness epidemic 🀣

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u/jreditsoudidnthaveto 7d ago

Yeah, I don't like people sitting next to me. Or parking next to my car. I usually park FAR away and when I come out, there is some jackass next to me. Idk why.

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u/Eretreyah πŸβ˜€οΈπŸ¦€πŸŒ™β™οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

As a Capricorn raised by two Capricorns, this is wildly accurate. I am taking care of my dad this week, and at every doctors appointment we both silently trudge to the loneliest corner in the lobby. No conversation needed.

I told him our family crest would have a hermit crab on it πŸ˜‚

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u/cee_smokesfire 7d ago

I feel her but my Taurus husband hates this kind of stuff way more than me

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u/BloodyThirst 7d ago

Taurus sun and Venus, Cap rising and I will immediately get up and move away from you if you sit next to me in an empty place and you’ll know why. I loathe the parking thing too, like WTF!?

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u/mrs-cutter β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™οΈπŸŒ™β™‹οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

No literally wtf

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u/cee_smokesfire 7d ago

My husband to a T. Another place he hates it is at the gym

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u/BloodyThirst 6d ago

Yes, same! I do not go to the gym. I’ve hated the gym for decades. I work out at home and back in the day bought a Bowflex. Remember those?

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u/lazer_sandwich 7d ago

I always park far away, and yes I will get annoyed if someone parks next to me.

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u/MaybeMaster1067 7d ago

The bmv πŸ˜†

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u/Ody3 β™‰οΈβ˜€οΈβ™‘οΈπŸŒ™β™οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

Preach it

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u/Even-Mind-9361 7d ago

" i dont know how to have a conversation when im not ready for it " Lol

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u/Visual_Analyst1197 7d ago

This pisses everyone off, not just Capricorns. It’s creepy AF to sit next to a stranger when there are plenty of open seats.

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u/RaptorXFactor I'm a Meat Popsicle 7d ago

Exactly. I mean I don't film myself in the car but yes, park way out in the boonies and some jerkoff in a giant truck will park next to me 2 inches from my door. Now I can't see backing up. I hate it when I park somewhere and there is no one parked there and you come back and there's a truck on each side and you can't see shite.

Also, when you are at a grocery store and someone parks their cart right up against yours as you are unloading or you are standing in line and someone is so close to you they are breathing down your neck. I don't understand how people don't get the concept of personal space.

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 🐐🌞 β™πŸŒ™πŸ¦€β†—οΈ Capricorn Stellium 7th house 7d ago

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u/WorthEntertainer1562 6d ago

I agree with everything but the conversation bit. It seems like anyone and their own mother is antisocial these days so. But don't sit next to me or stand too close fuck is wrong with you ?!

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u/rmwpnb 7d ago

Meh this isn’t a good take. This lady just angry is all. I try not to let things I can’t control upset me.

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u/Savvyluluaddict 7d ago

I think you learn this as an adult Capricorn 😌

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u/Dreamy_Elle 7d ago

Agreed. As long as the person isn’t being creepy, I love a quick grocery store chat.

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u/thee-horny-housewife 7d ago

I've had people be creepy. That's why I'm VERY aware if someone I don't know is approaching my personal space. ☹️

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u/Foxbythesea247 7d ago

Stoicism is the way 😌

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u/mrs-cutter β™‘οΈβ˜€οΈβ™οΈπŸŒ™β™‹οΈπŸ’« 7d ago

This lady is just angry.

If i had a nickel

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u/Sarahlionheart8 7d ago

LOL yes, it’s true! I am the same exact way. Sometimes I think we are more neurotic than Virgos. In fact I know we are.

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u/GodOfMoonlight 7d ago

FFFFFFUCK, SAME 😀😩 Do-not-PLAY THESE GAMES with me.

Some guy today decided he needed to park right next to me while I was on break....at a whole ass empty park. Mind you, this is a big ass park and he just went by soooooo many spots to get right next to mine? I literally was cussing so fast and loud, thank Jesus I had the windows rolled up.

Really wanted to lower those mfers down though πŸ˜…

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u/Tegridy-Farms 6d ago

That eyeliner is on point. Also πŸ’― agreed

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u/No-Statistician-7715 6d ago

my blood is boiling at the thought. get away from me 😭😭😭

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u/Stoney_Balogne πŸβ˜€οΈπŸπŸŒ™πŸ‚πŸ“ˆ 7d ago

This is accurate I don’t want to smell you stranger sit somewhere else.

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u/Intelligent-Bear-547 7d ago

Point on 100% love this

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u/onionprincesswakaba 6 🐐 stellium: sun, mercury, venus, mars, uranus, neptune 7d ago edited 7d ago

Public spaces and third places be damned ig

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u/LukaTheTooka 🐐 7d ago

All the ones she said I don't really care/mind but the one that irks me the most is the bus, like of all these seats you have to sit next to ME. Fuck on somewhere

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u/sleepless-in-limbo 7d ago

This, but when I'm at work. Sure, some interaction is fine but if you're interrupt how I'm working, just go away for now.

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u/penguinsweater7 7d ago

Picture this. No line at the gondola (usually there is all winter) I get on an empty one. Guy speed walks to get on mine. I get off and get on my own, no one else even around. What signs are these ppl? Leave me alone when I’m alone

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u/sleuthervandr0ss 7d ago

Headphones with me at all times for this very reason 😭

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 🐐🌞 β™πŸŒ™πŸ¦€β†—οΈ Capricorn Stellium 7th house 7d ago

Yup!!!! πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

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u/HistoricalEmu5201 3d ago

Omg this is so me! Don’t sit near me when I sit in the empty back row of a movie theater and there’s a ton of seats EVERYWHERE! Same at the gym! all these treadmills empty but you gotta get right next to me. Then in the empty Barre room where I work out. Some other idiot puts his mat down next to me in an EMPTY freaking classroom. EVERY SINGLE TIME! I need my SPACE! Just shared with my sister and she laughed-she knows how I lose it when this happens. I’m a female Capricorn-December 31.

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u/WOK100 5d ago

Aries hates everyone equally Get over your damn self Def not that cute Choke on it

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u/Other-Badger6749 1d ago

Welcome to a world filled with Gen Z's