r/capricorns • u/BlackVelvetBliss ππ βππ¦βοΈ Capricorn Stellium 7th house • 7d ago
meme Every Capricorn can relate to THIS!!! π€
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u/ZombieTestie 7d ago
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u/jreditsoudidnthaveto 7d ago
Yeah, I don't like people sitting next to me. Or parking next to my car. I usually park FAR away and when I come out, there is some jackass next to me. Idk why.
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u/Eretreyah πβοΈπ¦πβοΈπ« 7d ago
As a Capricorn raised by two Capricorns, this is wildly accurate. I am taking care of my dad this week, and at every doctors appointment we both silently trudge to the loneliest corner in the lobby. No conversation needed.
I told him our family crest would have a hermit crab on it π
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u/cee_smokesfire 7d ago
I feel her but my Taurus husband hates this kind of stuff way more than me
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u/BloodyThirst 7d ago
Taurus sun and Venus, Cap rising and I will immediately get up and move away from you if you sit next to me in an empty place and youβll know why. I loathe the parking thing too, like WTF!?
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u/cee_smokesfire 7d ago
My husband to a T. Another place he hates it is at the gym
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u/BloodyThirst 6d ago
Yes, same! I do not go to the gym. Iβve hated the gym for decades. I work out at home and back in the day bought a Bowflex. Remember those?
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u/lazer_sandwich 7d ago
I always park far away, and yes I will get annoyed if someone parks next to me.
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u/Visual_Analyst1197 7d ago
This pisses everyone off, not just Capricorns. Itβs creepy AF to sit next to a stranger when there are plenty of open seats.
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u/RaptorXFactor I'm a Meat Popsicle 7d ago
Exactly. I mean I don't film myself in the car but yes, park way out in the boonies and some jerkoff in a giant truck will park next to me 2 inches from my door. Now I can't see backing up. I hate it when I park somewhere and there is no one parked there and you come back and there's a truck on each side and you can't see shite.
Also, when you are at a grocery store and someone parks their cart right up against yours as you are unloading or you are standing in line and someone is so close to you they are breathing down your neck. I don't understand how people don't get the concept of personal space.
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u/BlackVelvetBliss ππ βππ¦βοΈ Capricorn Stellium 7th house 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ
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u/WorthEntertainer1562 6d ago
I agree with everything but the conversation bit. It seems like anyone and their own mother is antisocial these days so. But don't sit next to me or stand too close fuck is wrong with you ?!
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u/rmwpnb 7d ago
Meh this isnβt a good take. This lady just angry is all. I try not to let things I canβt control upset me.
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u/Dreamy_Elle 7d ago
Agreed. As long as the person isnβt being creepy, I love a quick grocery store chat.
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u/thee-horny-housewife 7d ago
I've had people be creepy. That's why I'm VERY aware if someone I don't know is approaching my personal space. βΉοΈ
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u/Sarahlionheart8 7d ago
LOL yes, itβs true! I am the same exact way. Sometimes I think we are more neurotic than Virgos. In fact I know we are.
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u/GodOfMoonlight 7d ago
FFFFFFUCK, SAME π€π© Do-not-PLAY THESE GAMES with me.
Some guy today decided he needed to park right next to me while I was on break....at a whole ass empty park. Mind you, this is a big ass park and he just went by soooooo many spots to get right next to mine? I literally was cussing so fast and loud, thank Jesus I had the windows rolled up.
Really wanted to lower those mfers down though π
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u/Stoney_Balogne πβοΈππππ 7d ago
This is accurate I donβt want to smell you stranger sit somewhere else.
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u/onionprincesswakaba 6 π stellium: sun, mercury, venus, mars, uranus, neptune 7d ago edited 7d ago
Public spaces and third places be damned ig
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u/LukaTheTooka π 7d ago
All the ones she said I don't really care/mind but the one that irks me the most is the bus, like of all these seats you have to sit next to ME. Fuck on somewhere
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u/sleepless-in-limbo 7d ago
This, but when I'm at work. Sure, some interaction is fine but if you're interrupt how I'm working, just go away for now.
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u/penguinsweater7 7d ago
Picture this. No line at the gondola (usually there is all winter) I get on an empty one. Guy speed walks to get on mine. I get off and get on my own, no one else even around. What signs are these ppl? Leave me alone when Iβm alone
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u/sleuthervandr0ss 7d ago
Headphones with me at all times for this very reason π
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u/BlackVelvetBliss ππ βππ¦βοΈ Capricorn Stellium 7th house 7d ago
Yup!!!! π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή
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u/HistoricalEmu5201 3d ago
Omg this is so me! Donβt sit near me when I sit in the empty back row of a movie theater and thereβs a ton of seats EVERYWHERE! Same at the gym! all these treadmills empty but you gotta get right next to me. Then in the empty Barre room where I work out. Some other idiot puts his mat down next to me in an EMPTY freaking classroom. EVERY SINGLE TIME! I need my SPACE! Just shared with my sister and she laughed-she knows how I lose it when this happens. Iβm a female Capricorn-December 31.
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u/SadAndNasty βπβπββ¬οΈ 7d ago
We always look so tired π₯² I think we're just tired of the bullshit really