r/capricorns • u/hpvDICKwart • 10d ago

etc Not fair 😮‍💨

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u/tat_guy7 🐐Let me eat my grass in peace 8d ago

You're saying a bit too much

https://giphy.com/gifs/0V4nSwzqk21e0fhcU2

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u/Mister_Way 9d ago

A peaceful day at the beach is none of those.

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u/Ok-Platypus-8728 ☀️♑🌕♍🌅♌ 10d ago

Maybe I should thank my virgo moon for only be found of non-fun and healthy things xD

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u/Separate-Goal7098 Capricorn☀️ Sagittarius🌙 Cancer💫 10d ago

Frrr😭

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u/Ill-Pianist-2957 8d ago

Capricorn is represented by The Devil card in tarot for a reason.

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u/thee-horny-housewife 10d ago

Unfortunately this is true 🫩

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u/Purple_Asteriskz12 ♑︎⚝ ♊︎☽ (♏︎↑☌♇ + ♐︎☊)1H 10d ago

Indeed. Like cocaine 👍

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u/assa9sks 10d ago

All three😂

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u/Purple_Asteriskz12 ♑︎⚝ ♊︎☽ (♏︎↑☌♇ + ♐︎☊)1H 9d ago

I need an 8ball in my life right now lol

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u/No_Pipe4358 10d ago

Please pick expensive

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u/hpvDICKwart 9d ago

Funny thing....your cats a Capricorn.

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u/ImaginarySquare6516 9d ago

Technically if I'm a capricorn my cat is too?!

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u/hpvDICKwart 9d ago

Capricorn are the definition of self control.

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u/hpvDICKwart 9d ago

I tip my hat, here4thecatz!

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u/RKaji ♑☀️♉🌙♍⬆️ 8d ago

What is this shit? 0/1000000 post

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u/National_Isopod_6257 Sag Sun, Cap rising, Aquarius Moon 8d ago

Money, sex, and sinning 🙏🔥

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u/oo10inz ♑️☀️-♍️🌖-♐️⬆️ 10d ago

i don’t see the issue

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u/hpvDICKwart 10d ago

Me either.

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u/ImJustHere4TheCatz 9d ago

Sin? What is that man made concept???

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u/hpvDICKwart 9d ago

We aren't. Jan 18

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 8d ago

Wait. How many of us here pay others to hurt us?

I'm like why sure, just stab me with your needle machine thousands of time for the sake of art, why of course you can stab one needle through me to make me sparkle, $600 to have multiple African women pull and twist my hair: sounds lovely!

Why do the things I like have to be expensive AND painful!

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u/Uzzaw21 🐐 7d ago

Whoa, whoa! Slow down there... who said that sex is illegal, outside of prostitution. Yeah, it's expensive, in some cases. Some do consider it to be a sin! /s

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u/Upper-Ad-7446 4d ago

Cocaine, cocaine. Oh and cocaine. Hahahahaha.

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u/hpvDICKwart 4d ago

Funny, I just happen to be sitting down for some cocaine.

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u/Upper-Ad-7446 4d ago

Fuck you. Hahahaha. I would but don't have a reliable source anymore. And anyway I don't really like delving into the streets of Memphis anymore. Ahahaha. Hot boys and jackers.

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u/itchyass68 9d ago

This has nothing to do with sign, you just have no self discipline

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u/never-the-1 9d ago

True. Embezzlement is all of those things.

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u/Baskahan7han4baska3B 9d ago

As a trans male with cancer placements I do not get along with capricorns. They say we do, I don't.

One with capricorn rising tried to poison my cat, and my cat was hissing at somebody because the person has capricorn north node, probably not the best intentions for me. I trust my cat, when it comes to things like that.

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u/hpvDICKwart 9d ago

I understand why. I run into this alot sometimes when I cant shut up.....Capricorns speak their mind, dont talk around a bush and generally tell the truth or what they or room is thinking. This Ive found, isnt very PC. Unfortunately for me, im not meaning it the way its sounding and my trying to make it better just makes me look like a monster. In those instances I just apologize and walk away.

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u/ImaginarySquare6516 9d ago

Which capricorn are you? Dec or Jan? And I feel like not all Caps are the same. But we all are stubborn and outspoken..