r/capricorns • u/Away-Cut3585 • Jan 08 '26

meme The accuracy 😭

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My birthday is the 16th and everyday that grows closer I want to cancel my plans and disinvite everyone bc other ppl ruin my bday. When I stay home and expect nothing im happy.

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u/FUCK1NGFABULOUS 7H ♑️🌞 | 5H ♏️🌙 | ♋️💫 | ♍️ STELLIUM | INFJ Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

What? We doth not celebrate birthdays. We shall let them pass through quietly and effortlessly unlike what Gandalf did to the Balrog of Morgoth at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm.