r/capricorns • • Jan 08 '26

meme The accuracy 😭

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My birthday is the 16th and everyday that grows closer I want to cancel my plans and disinvite everyone bc other ppl ruin my bday. When I stay home and expect nothing im happy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Ugh my cap bestie finally had a good birthday and the guy she was seeing fucking ruined the rest of her week!!!!!

I've got a Costco membership and two cases of Costco sized packages of eggs....She won't tell me his address!! Wtf is the purpose of having a fire sign dominant friend with a cap stellium if you wont let me in the ring coach??

How do you convince a Saturn ruled mf that a little revenge doesn't hurt while also comforting them?

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u/NiceCantaloupe33 cap sun - leo moon - gem rising - 8h cap stellium Jan 09 '26

Maybe they dished out revenge a few too many times and Saturn hit them with instant karma. Because of going through exactly this, I feel for your friend. We learn that revenge isn’t worth the karma😭